october 2009, a little shit was coming out of an ass. i'm sure my mom was thinking "HE SHOULD'VE WORN THE CONDOM!" too bad mom. i'm here. anyways, i battle a bat, slam 50 sippy cups, and commit mass genocide. normal day. Age 3, i go to daycare and piss on the workers. f**kers.6 years old, dad's dead, funeral, yeah. had a hot teacher. yay. 9 yrs old, i finallyt get friends and i realise what i'm good at! nothing. 10yrs old, i lose all my "skills" (like i had any), lose all my friends, and get depression. 11yrs old, i take an anxiety and depression test, i have severe anxiety, and moderate to severe depression. woohoo. i'm a fatass with a boring life. also forgot to include joe. the weirdest guy ever. loves ya one day, hates ya the next.