* gets out fork and knife *

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Do u want some?
There's plenty to go around.

*kidnaps the kids, roasted them and dips them all in ranch dressing*

HEy

i found them FIRST

I ate them all for dinner.
Hahahahaha

GO FIND YOUR OWN PARK FULL OF FOOD

AYE I PAID FOR THEM FIRST

YA

You PAID ME to eat the children I FOUND

I'll take the barbecue shin please!

Np
* hands you some on a silver platter *

thanks *5 dollars appear on the picnic table* here's your tip

Thanks! This will help out on my fundraiser on breaking kids kneecaps!

anything for the children!

Would you care to donate?

Mmm delicsous

I simmered some fingers, want some?
* dips one in ranch *

Ooo yee

XD how much does each cost? I'll get 300 pounds of meat, please

Each kid costs 100 bucks, and weighs 30-70 pounds each, would you like to change your order?

HOLY SHIT NO WAY
BUT yOU KNOW WHAT, IM DRUNK, SO I"LL BUY EVERY SINGLE KID ON DAT PLAYGROUND

Uh sir

You can only buy up to 8 kids bitch

fucc ):
fine, i'll eat em 8 at a time

Fine

you owe me 800$

shit ): *kills you and gets em for free*

* revives*

HAHA BITCH

GIVE ME BACK MY CHILDREN

*leaves* hahahahahaha idiot I ate em all

* cuts u open and takes them all out *

woah there buddy!
fine. *dies*. I gtg

HEHEHE