Why

Cloudy.

im just gonna flat say it, she masturbates.

...

F**k this shit I'm out (mhm)
F**k this shit I'm out (No thanks)
Don't mind me
I'ma just grab my stuff and leave
Excuse me please
F**k this shit I'm out (Nope)
F**k this shit I'm out (Alright then)
I don't know what the f**k just happened
But I don't really care
I'ma get the f**k up outta here
F**k this shit I'm out

*jumps off a window*

same

*takes out gun*

Well shit

yes
f this s im heckin dam out

alwayzbread: jumps out a different window

Ahchah: pass the unhear juice my bro

alwayzbread: gives the juice

Ahchah: thankyou

alwayzbread: no problem

“*gasp* me too!!”

~ Albin, 2069.

Cloudy: What-

Bloo: I’ve heard him doing that before.

Cloudy: I-i dont do it all the time..

Bloo: I get it.

Cloudy: *cri*

Bloo: no no don’t cry.

Cloudy: No it's not TwT

Bloo: TRUST ME IT IS I’VE CAUGHT SOME OF MY LACKEYS DOING THAT ALL THE TIME-

StickCat: STOP CRASHING IN MY PRIVACY DAMMIT-

Cloudy: IM a horrible person!!!

Bloo: wdym it’s normal!

Albin: y-yes. ;—;

Me too :')

Fireball:to who tho?

Cloudy has her... "kinks"

Fireball:im guessing she jerks off to pics of her boyfriend.

Stickdanny*blushes* DUDE!

Albin: does he flex in those pics?

Fireball:yeah, look *pulls out a pic of Stickdanny exercising*

Stickdanny:AAAH

Hold up, where is my bleach?

Albin: 0//__//0

StickCat: dear god-

Fireball:yep.

Stickdanny:STOP!

Albin: Sticks?..

StickCat: what?- *notices long black thing* OH SHIT. IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

Stickdanny:*walks away*

Wait does stick cat have a crush on stickdanny or something?

Albin: hah, gay.

StickCat: shut-

Cloudy: WHO TOLD YOU I JERK OFF?!

Fireball:your creator

That's not okie dokie, bro

Stickdanny:i know right

i always do. in fact, i am right now

wHoOpS

wot r all ur ocs

I have like so many i cna name them all

Ok ok fine....

lol

shut up

XD wth

Pitch

Pitch likes humping pumpkins.

W e l l t h e n

W h a t

Dont ask.

But..... How...... Why *confused Italian noises*

Weenie Burger:oh i see, he humps pumpkins before he's ready to have sex? got ya! wanna panty raid the new girl's house if she existed Pitch?

Stickdanny:i dont think Coral is gonna exist...

Coral: Did someone call me? *she walks in her chest bouncing with every step*

Weenie Burger:(O_O) no...

Stickdanny:i sorta called ya... thought you werent gonna exist because you arent drawn

Weenie Burger:(mind:Underlust Cocoa can beat her breasts for sure)

Coral: Oh sorry...
Me: Fine, Ill draw her- *walks off*
Coral: but Hello.. Im coral!

Stickdanny:im stickdanny, this is weenie burger.

Weenie Burger:*silent*

Coral: Oh! *he chest bounces* Wonderful to meet you all.
Underlust Cocoa: Hello Coral. *she glares at her chest threatningly*

Weenie Burger:i am extremely confused.... hi Underlust.

Stickdanny:*is a little shocked and walks away*

Mixmellow:*didn't see*

Underlust Cocoa: Nothing to be confused about Wennie burger, *She pokes Corals Boobs* Just ONE of us, is an imposter.
Coral: Oh..

Weenie Burger:OOH! *eyes glow red* someone is the imposter ey?

Fireball:i bet its Underlus-

Weenie Burger:NO IT ISNT! i felt her breasts and they feel like the real ones.

Fireball:*eyerolls*

Underlust: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *yeets her away*

Weenie Burger:and stay out Coral! *hugs Underlust Cocoa*

Coral: Pardon me, Lust, But these are my real boobs....
Underlust: Oh yeah?! *she lifts her shirt and squishes her boobs*
Underlust: DAMMIT THEY ARE F**KING REAL!

Weenie Burger:wow..

Fireball:*eyes start to burn* she's not wearing a bra.... *gangster's paradise choir screaming and he runs away*