Yeah the convo went like this
My cousin: But you kicked me in the eye, remember? It still kinda hurts. (How is that even possible!?
It was about a year ago!)
Me: Oh come ON it was on accident right? Idk I don't remember doing it.
My cousin: I think you did it on purpose but you weren't aiming for the eye. I think you were aiming for my stomach or my nuts, I wouldn't know.
It was a weird convo.