J O I N U S

Cloudy: I SHALL JOIN!

Cleo: Welcome to the most promising cult

Cloudy: Howdy Cleo :3

Cleo: Howdy hey :3
Amber: Ah, yes, Waverly is a saint
Waverly: ._.

It's not true! The praise the sun cult is way better

Cleo: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK LIES WITHIN OUR CULT!!

No u

Mixmellow:*bows to the ground* ALL HAIL THE MUFFIN!

Weenie Burger:*eyerolls* oh brother, I’m gonna go and panty raid some people’s houses.. see ya *walks to Frozette’s palace*

Cleo: *throwing mountains of chocolate chips as an offering*

Mixmellow:*throws chocolate chips as well*

Weenie Burger:looks like I got three this time... *pulls out one of the three panties and looks at it*

*ribbons and frills everywhere*

Sage: What-

Mixmellow:We are so sorry about her disbelief Muffin, don’t hurt us!

Weenie Burger:ooo! *puts it in a backpack and pulls out the second pair*

*this one is a reflective pair*

Amber: Do not put your wrath upon us!
Waverly: Hey guys what's- Are you guys worshiping the muffin again?

Mixmellow:yep! Wanna join? The muffin would appreciate it :)

Weenie Burger:wow! *puts that in the backpack and pulls out the third and final pair that he stole*

Waverly: Sure, why the heck not
Sage: Wh-
Waverly: I'm a saint, don't question it

*the final pair has sequins all over it*

Weenie Burger:*puts it in the bag* oh I’ll come back for some more *walks away* and it looks like Cleo is still praying so.. *runs to Cleo’s house and jumps in the window to her underwear drawer*

Mixmellow:yay! *prays for the muffin*

Jaiden: Hello THERE

Waverly: PRAISE THE MUFFIN!

Weenie Burger:the hell?! YOU LIVE WITH HER?!

Mixmellow:YEAH! praise it! *bows down*

Jaiden: Uh, no, but I was just in the middle of redoing her room. Bad timing

Atlas: Our cult g r o w

Weenie Burger:ok... *slowly walks out* well that was idiotic... *walks away but gets thrown to Amber’s house by a catapult* AAAAHH!

Mixmellow:yeah! For the great muffin

Jaiden: Well then

Atlas: FOR THE ALMIGHTY MUFFIN!

Weenie Burger:*hits the wall* ow.. *falls into the trash filled with panties* looks like Amber is right about throwing these things out... *gets out and leaves her house* and I don’t want to raid her house.. I’m just gonna wait until Cleo’s room is completely empty with nobody in it..

Mixmellow:yeah! FOR THE MUFFIN!

Atlas: THE MUFFIN!
Cleo: THE MUFFIN!
Amber: THE MUFFIN!

Mixmellow:THE MUFFIN!

Weenie Burger:hmm... *flies to Frozette’s palace and makes sure she isn’t here*

Frozette: No

Amber: E

Weenie Burger:*turns invisible and goes in without her knowing*

Mixmellow:yay! The mighty muffin is a hero and our savior!

Frozette: ...

Amber: Yes!

Weenie Burger:*sneaks quietly to her drawers without her knowing*

Mixmellow:*bows down* oh mighty one, we pray to you cuz your our lord and savior.

Frozette: No-

Atlas: ALL HAIL THE MUFFIN!

Weenie Burger:yes. *walks to it some more*

Mixmellow:HAIL THE MUFFIN

Frozette: NO

Atlas: OUR SAVIOR

Weenie Burger:yes, what other house has frilly things and something special?

Mixmellow:OUR GOD!

Frozette: I dunno, go find one

Atlas: IT WILL PROTECT US
Cleo: AND SAVE US FROM TROUBLE
Amber: WE ENTRUST IN IT

Weenie Burger:pretty sure your the only one that wears frilly panties. so... *gets a ladder*

Mixmellow:THE HERO THAT WILL SAVE US!

Frozette: -_-

Atlas, Cleo, and Amber: AMEN

Weenie Burger:*puts the ladder down where her palace is*

Mixmellow:AMEN!

Frozette: *kicks the ladder*

Weenie Burger:*sees the ladder get down and looks at Frozette* really?

Mixmellow:*bowing down to the muffin* please take my chocolate chips as an offering oh mighty one!

Frozette: Yes

Cleo: *proceeds in praising the muffin*

Weenie Burger:*pulls out Marx like wings* that ladder was a trick anyway. *flies into her palace and starts finding her room*

Mixmellow:*bowing down to the muffin statue*

Frozette: God-

Cleo: We have pleased the muffin, I can feel it

Weenie Burger:*looks around* hmm, now where would her room with her underwear drawer be...

Mixmellow:yay! Me too

Amber: We have done well

Mixmellow:*smiles*

Weenie Burger:there it is... *opens Frozette’s room door and looks for the underwear drawer*

Amber: Now I need p i z z a r o l l s

Mixmellow:*gives a pizza roll*

Weenie Burger:hmm.... *walks to Frozette’s underwear drawer and opens*

Amber: :3

Frozette: *walks in* Out. Now.

Mixmellow: :P

Weenie Burger:OH SHIT! *takes some of her panties and jumps out the window*

Frozette: I-

Mixmellow:*bows to the muffin* ALL HAIL TEH MUFFIN!

Weenie Burger:*counting the panties he stole* hmm, looks like I got four *walks away*

Frozette: *muffled screaming*

Cleo: ALL HAIL THE MUFFIN!

Mixmellow:ALL HAIL THE MUFFIN!

Weenie Burger:*pulls out one of the four panties he stole and checks out what color and design they are* hmmm..

*they shimmer in a rainbow of colors*

Atlas: PRAISE THE M U F F I N

Weenie Burger:ooh, wonder what the others are *pulls out another pair*

Mixmellow:Yeah! Praise the muffin!

Sage: What are you guys...

*the next pair has gems all over it*

Weenie Burger:oohh... maybe I can raid her house again.. *pulls out the third pair*

Mixmellow:oh, we are praying for the mighty muffin, wanna join?

*the third pair changes color between blue, pink, and purple*

Sage: I'm good-

Mixmellow:ya sure? The mighty muffin wouldn’t be happy if you didn’t join?

Weenie Burger:*nosebleeds and pulls out the fourth pair* please be frilly with something!

Fireball:sage, they are praying for some dumb muffin they think it’s a god, they even got some bible called the muffin greatn-

Mixmellow:YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF HE MIGHTY MUFFIN?

Sage: Weirdos
Cleo: YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE!

*the final pair is frilly with a snowflake pattern*

Weenie Burger:*feels them all* YES YES YES! *looks at Frozette’s palace* hmm.... *puts the four panties in his backpack*

Mixmellow:YEAH, YOU’LL SEE!

Sage: Mk then
Amber: >:T

Mixmellow:*bows down* we’re so sorry mighty one, she should’ve prayed with us too..

Weenie Burger:*turns invisible and flies into Frozette’s room and tip toes to her underwear drawer*

Sage: ._.

Mixmellow:*prays still* we’re so sorry, take these chocolate chips as an apology! *puts chocolate chips in front of the statue*

Weenie Burger:*opens the underwear drawer and goes thru*

Frozette: OUT!

Atlas: Yeah, she meant none of that!

Weenie Burger:OH SHIT! *grabs three panties and jumps out of the window* REEE!

Mixmellow:yeah yeah! She meant none mighty muffin!

Frozette: Ima put these somewhere else

Sage: WHATever

Weenie Burger:and I’ll find them! *walks away and pulls out one of Frozette’s panties he stole this time*

Mixmellow:*bowing down like his life depends on it*

.. The f**k

Mixmellow:oh hi boi, wanna pray for the mighty muffin with us?

Pathetic.... Everyone knows that praising the sun is better

Mixmellow:*slaps boi* don’t say that! The mighty muffin would get angry at us if you said that!

Fireball:Mixmellow, read an actual bible *eyerolls*

*assumes praise the sun pose* I'm praising the sun and you can't stop me!

Mixmellow:*praises the muffin* we’re so sorry mighty one!

Fireball:can everyone stop praising for fake gods

I'm not praising the sun because I think it is a God. I'm praising the sun just because it's a meme

Fireball:oh.

And because, as I said before, it's the answer for everything.

Fireball:ok...

Amber: Please accept our submission to you!

Mixmellow:yeah, and our Chocolate chips!

Weenie Burger:*opens Frozette’s drawer and goes thru her underwear*

Frozette: I hope you know that even though I can't see you I can see the stuff you're moving

Amber: :3

Weenie Burger:*realizes* shit! *loses invisibility, takes 6 of her panties and a bra and jumps out of the window*

Mixmellow:HAIL THE MUFFIN!

Frozette: HEY!

Amber: HAIL THE MUFFIN!

Weenie Burger:*running* I think I got five panties and a bra! *makes sure he’s far away from Frozette to check the bra and 6 panties for their designs*

Mixmellow:HAIL THE MUFFIN!

Frozette: >:T

Cleo: M U F F I N

Weenie Burger:*pulls out the bra first and looks at it to see the design and color*

Mixmellow:Oh great one, how are you you powerful?

*the bra is blue and frilly*

Muffin: Be blessed

Mixmellow:thank you almighty muffin!

Stickdanny:you guys really praying for a muffin again?

Mixmellow:yeah, wanna join us?

Weenie Burger:ooohh... *pulls out the first one of the 6 panties to see it and look at its color and design*