IN THE WORLD OF LEFT-WING BIG TECH, TWITTER IS CHRIS WALLACE, FACEBOOK IS SAVANNAH GUTHRIE, LINKEDIN IS GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS, GOOGLE IS OPRAH, AND YAHOO IS ALYSSA MILANO. THE FIRST FOUR ARE BLEEDING HEART PROGRESSIVES PRETENDING TO BE IMPARTIAL, AND ALYSSA IS THE IDIOT WITH A MEGAPHONE.