halfwhit and blacklisted: we are in a museum
me: i am also in the museum and for some reason we are the only three people in it
halfwhit: oh no a giant wildfire just started for no reason good thing we are in a fireproof building
me: im going to go cry in a closet now
blacklisted: i just wandered off
halfwhit: oh look a closet i will look inside
me: im crying in here
halfwhit: oh wow im going to do that too
me and halfwhit: we are crying together in a closet because we are sad
blacklisted: sh!t wheres my wife ill look in this closet
blacklisted: oh look its trainwatcher i dont like him
fast forward
halfwhit and blacklisted: we are asleep
me: i am thinking about how i shouldn't have let nico stay outside
halfwhit: i am awake i will now wander the museum
me: i am the big sad i will kill myself
halfwhit: oh i see trainwatcher
me: i just picked up a knife
halfwhit: im just gonna sit here and be sad instead of trying to stop him
me: i just killed myself
halfwhit: i am going to kiss you now
fast forward
halfwhit and blacklisted: we are eating a train for breakfast
halfwhit: its raining
blacklisted: oh wow
halfwhit: it stopped the fire
blacklisted: oh wow lets drink the water
halfwhit: i have 6 kids
blacklisted: oh wow
halfwhit: trainwatcher is the only reason we are alive
blacklisted: oh wow