Your penpal is a centaur? What?

ALEX TREBEK IS UNFAZED BY ANYTHING. HE COULD BE LIKE, “I UNDERSTAND YOU MADE AN UNUSUAL ACQUAINTANCE.” AND YOU COULD SAY, “YES, I MET MY PENPAL WHO IS A REAL CENTAUR.” AND ALEX WOULD SAY, “WELL, THEY CERTAINLY CAN GET PLACES IN A HURRY, RIGHT? ALRIGHT, DAVE HAS COMMAND OF THE BOARD. PICK A CATEGORY.”