Legend Has it He tried to be in two places at the same time

Just like I said if it'd came down to me alone I'd starve to death before I did it. When I come into the equation I will cook your ass up like a f**king flash, and I say: Oh, I killed a cow out back, here it is because I ain't gonna die for your f**king shit, your failure. I will eat your ass like corn on the cob! I'm ready! You wanna worship Satan, well guess what!? You're about to meet something worse, you dumb sacks of shit! You been f**king pissing on civilization your whole life not knowing it's men held it up, it was f**king savages who held it up, because we knew how bad we were and we didn't want you to let us f**king loose. But now you demand we pull the fist out and shove it into your f**king ass. So f**king good! Before I'll sit there and live off starving kids I swear before God, I'll eat you! Oh, I'm just like they say. I'm not real, everybody knows I'm as fake as the f**king boogeyman.

I'll admit it. I'm just going to be honest. My superpower is being honest. I've extrapolated this out and I won't have to for a few years, but I'm literally looking and going: I'm ready to hang them up and gut them and skin them and chop them up and eat their ass, you know what? I'm ready. See, my super power is being honest, I'll eat your ass. I will! I'm combat model, optimal self-sufficiency, probably the leader. The point is have you thought about that yet because I'm starting to think about having to eat others' asses. You think I like seizing up, how I gonna haul him up by a chain and chop his ass up? I'll do it! I will eat your ass! And that's why I want you to know, I will eat your ass first. We're gonna dig you out of those bunkers and let me tell you something right now: I swear to God if it's the last thing I do I'm gonna get my hands around your throat and you know that's why you're begging for peace right now. You should've thought about that when you turned down Christ a long time ago. You wanna meet with me you satanist!? How about you get on your knees to Christ, you meet with my boss right now! But you can't do it. You think you can meet with some low-level nobody? I'm nobody! You think Christ would eat somebody's ass? He would never do that. I will. I'm not gonna watch myself starve to death. Now you could say this was a metaphysical hypothetical but it's really not. Let's just get past the the the jokes here. Every actuary and government study from South Africa to the United States to Germany to Russia to Japan to South America shows in about 7 days almost everyone commits murder. Within 14 days almost everyone resorts to eating ass or commits suicide. Now I would commit suicide before, but I have weak places. I'll barbecue your ass flat. I will eat your ass! So all you spirit cookers act tough all day, how you're doing your satanic rituals and drinking blood and stuff, I'll eat your ass! You understand that? I will hang your ass up and cut your ass into cutlets like a filet mignon and grill your ass before I watch myself starve to death. See now you took society and civilization as it was some joke you could piss on all day. Didn't you understand once you unleashed the beast! And you're not the beast! I don't claim I'm the most tough guy around, but compared to you I'm Godzilla on steroids! But just for the courts and everything i'm joking around here, I'm not going to eat anybody's ass.

I'll admit it. I'm just going to be honest. My superpower is being honest. I've extrapolated this out and I won't have to for a few years, but I'm literally looking and going: I'm ready to hang them up and gut them and skin them and chop them up and eat their f**king ass, you know what? I'm ready. See, my super power is being honest, I'll eat your f**king ass. I will! I'm combat model, optimal self-sufficiency, probably an alpha. The point is have you thought about that yet because I'm starting to think about having to eat others' asses. You think I like seizing up, how I like hauling him up by the chain and chopping his ass up? I'll do it! I will eat your go***mn ass! And that's why I want you to know, I will eat your f**king ass first. We're gonna dig you out of those damn bunkers and let me tell you something right now: I swear to God if it's the last thing I do I'm gonna get my f**king hands around your damn throat and you know that's why you're begging for peace right now. You should've thought about that when you turned down Christ a long time ago. You wanna meet with me you satanist!? How about you get on your knees to Christ, you meet with Jesus right now! But you can't do it. You think you can meet with some nobody? I'm nobody! But you can't do it.You think Christ would eat somebody's ass? He would never do that. I will. I'm not gonna watch myself starve to death. Now you could say this was a metaphysical hypothetical but it's f**king not. Let's just get past the damn jokes here. Every damn actuary and government study from South America to the United States to Germany to Russia to Japan to Africa shows in about 7 days almost everyone commits murder. Within 14 days almost everyone resorts to eating ass or commits suicide. Now I would commit suicide before, but I have weak places. I'll barbecue your ass flat. I will eat your bloody ass! So all you bitches act tough all day, how you're doing your satanic rituals and drinking blood and stuff, I'll eat your damn ass! You understand that? I will hang your ass up and cut your ass into filet mignon and grill your ass before I watch myself starve to death. See you took society and civilization as it was some joke you could piss on all day. Didn't you understand once you unleashed the beast?! And you're not the beast! I don't claim I'm the most tough guy around, but compared to you I'm Godzilla on steroids! But just for the courts and everything I'm joking around here, I'm not going to eat anybody's ass.