Mixmellow? my object? wants to fight Frisk/Chara?!

Cream: No!!! Mixie! *is frisk*

Mixmellow:*notices* C-C-Cream?! *presses the mercy button*

Cream: Mixmellow are you ok?!

Mixmellow:I-I didn’t know it was you...

Clear: Too bad! *she presses the fight option*
Cream: NO!!!!

Mixmellow:*dodges* AAH! Clear, what are you doing?!

*Calamari Inkantatioj and Mixels theme song starts playing*

Mixmellow:*gulp*

*Mixmellow doesn’t want to fight Cream.

HP:10

Cream: I dont wanna fight either!
Clear: Just finish the job. *she was chara*

Mixmellow:Please dont! *cries*

Clear: *presses the fight option*

Mixmellow:OW! *5 HP got removed* please don’t!

Fireball:uh oh.

Clear: *freddy fasbear laughter*
*Cream presses mercy*

Mixmellow:*almost smiles* t-t-thank you Cream... I don’t get why your sis wants to hurt me all of a sudden...

Fireball:*sighs* they’re the same age, should he see her panties?

Weenie Burger:WHAT? NO!

Cream: Your welcome! :3 *she smiles*
Clear: *uses the fight option on fireball*

Fireball:Ow. What was that for?!
-1 hp

Mixmellow:*hugs Clear*

Weenie Burger:*eyerolls*

Clear: Woah Kiddo, why ya hugging me?
Cream: -w-

Fireball:I think it’s because Cream is Frisk.

Mixmellow:*hugs Cream some more*

*Cream jumps around and hugs him*
Clear: Whatever.

Mixmellow:*smiles and hops around*

Fireball:I’m guessing this battle is over..

Elder: bring it then, DJ Marshmello.

Mixmellow:ok! your funeral *Calamari Inkantation and Mixels theme song fusion starts playing*

*she pulls out a knife.*

Bloo: shit-

Mixmellow: 10 Hp

*Mixmellow dont do this...

(fight) (item) (act) (Mercy)

Bloo: ;—;

Fireball:what mode are we in?

Bloo: idek.

Mixmellow:*hearing and presses Mercy*

Elder: wait wh-

Mixmellow:looks like it.

Fireball:*screaming* AAAAAAHHHH!

BlooberryPancake: oh jeez.

Mixmellow:what? Is it bad that a challenger pressed the mercy button? I am an innocent object.. and I can’t stand to fight anyone :’(

Elder: I thought I’m supposed to kill not just spare along-

Fireball:there is such thing as a pacifist mode... right?

Elder: hmm-

*all of a sudden her hand is randomly touching the mercy button.*

Elder: wtf.

Mixmellow:*acting like the mercy button* huh? Yours sparing me? An innocent object? *is about to smile*

Elder: I guess. (Her mind: Shit wtf am I saying-)

Mixmellow:Fireball, are you ok?

Fireball:*screeching*

Mucky: wth-

Mixmellow:aww thanks Ms Elder.

Fireball:I thought Elder was a guy...

Elder: I would show you proof that I’m female but-

Bloo: our species is actually genderfluid but we mostly stick to one gender.

Mixmellow:long story... *notices Mucky* what happened to you?

Mucky: it’s kinda awkward but whenever I wield this sword I become this.

Mixmellow:ok (O_O)

Mucky: eeyup-

Fireball:I am so confused right now.

*Mixmellow’s battle ends*

Elder: everything mother has created is confusing.

Bloo: mother? Don’t you mean-

BlooberryPancake: she’s talking about me. Obviously.

Mixmellow:are you ok?

Mucky: yes?

*he just stabs himself in the head with the sword and somehow turns back to normal.*

Fireball:your a mother?! I thought YOU were a guy.

Mixmellow:*silent* uh... what’s going on?

BlooberryPancake: mother as in... the artist or person who made these weird ass OCs, and yes, I am female.

Fireball:*starts freaking out*

Mixmellow:uh... guys?

BlooberryPancake: did I break him-

Bloo: yes. You did.

Mixmellow:*is shocked and almost loses innocence* (O_O)

Bloo: what-

Mixmellow:oh.. I’m guessing you never saw the time Jake the dog from adventure time saw a guy mill himself with cheese..

Bloo: lemme try to find that scene-

Mixmellow:ok...

Fireball:I’m surprised they shown it on Cartoon Network

Bloo: at least it’s better than superheroes farting and shaking their asses in front of the screen.

Mixmellow:don’t remind me of that... *flashbacks to TTG cancelling good shows like OK KO*

Bloo: I know, it sucks.

Mixmellow:*gets sad* they even killed poor Ok Ko... it was only two years old.. *cries*

Fireball:wow..

Bloo: you can’t avoid seeing that.

Mixmellow:yeah, Jake the dog witnessed something like this but with cheese

Elder: why isn’t everyone focusing on Nick then?-

Bloo: Ō__Ō

Elder: ..what?