too lazy to censor

Grape = Cool

Tsuyu: *Dies in frog*

Aizawa: Aki, what happened this time...?

Aki: I don’t know.

(Mineta passed out after Momo tried to choke him to death)

Lana: Mineta wake up... *slaps his cheek a little*

Mineta: Ugh...w-what happened?

Aki: Mineta, you passed out for like a really long time.

Yurei: I can't believe you, Momo...

Momo: What? He deserved it, after all he did to my friends...to me!

(*Gigantic swear warning*)

Yurei: *eyes turn pitch black* SHUT THE F**K UP! IT'S NOT HIS FAULT YOU'RE A SELF-CENTERED S**TTY W**RE! Now, get the hell out of here before it gets violent.

Momo: W-whatever! Fine! *runs away*

Yurei: *smirks as her eyes go back to normal* Good....*creepy giggle*

Aki: I wonder why I STILL haven’t killed Momo for all the shit he does.

Lana: I'm starting to think you have problems, Yurei...

Bakugou: Yeah, no sh!t, Sherlock.

Mineta: *still dizzy* Where did all these stars come from? and why are they flying around me? Heheh

Yurei: Mineta, chill, you're not drunk

Aki: Yeah. Im kinda hungry so imma be in the cafeteria if y’all need me.

Lana: Why are you telling us? It's not like I'll need you or anything, baka.

Yurei: You totally like him, haha

Lana: *blushes* M-maybe....

Mineta: *grabs some milk from the cafeteria* Oh...h-hi Aki... *sigh*

Aki: *Making a Turkey Sandwich* Hey dude. You good?

Denki: He almost got choked to death. What do YOU think?

Aki: Shut the hell up.

Mineta: Denki's right....I'm not good...I'll be in my-huh?

Tsuyu: *Grabs a knife with her tongue and throws it at Mineta*

Lana: *throws a trash can lid in front of Mineta, blocking the knife* There...you okay?

Yurei: Aki, you have my permission to kill.

Aki: With pleasure. *Throws the knife right back at her*

tsuyu: *gets stabbed in the tongue by the flying knife* T^T

Well don't look at me I had nothing to do with this.

I like your funny words magic man

Bubble....where’s that form...I’m joining the protection force

Insanity: *quietly watches in asylum bean*
Ghost! despair: * GHOST SLEEPING NOISES-*

Mineta is always getting picked on. I know he's pervy, but so are lots of fictional characters. People bully him cause he smol! 😕