FUNNY THINGS TO SAY WHEN A TELEMARKETER CALLS:; "9-1-1 WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY"; "THIS IS LI'L RICHARD'S SPERM BANK AND FROZEN YOGURT SHOP, YOU SQUEEZE IT, WE FREEZE IT!"; "YOU'VE REACHED BIG JIMMY'S PIZZA PARLOR AND ABORTION CLINIC WHERE YESTERDAY'S LOSS IS TODAY'S SAUCE"; PART 2 COMING SOON