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 FUNNY THINGS TO SAY WHEN A TELEMARKETER CALLS:; "9-1-1 WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY"; "THIS IS LI'L RICHARD'S SPERM BANK AND FROZEN YOGURT SHOP, YOU SQUEEZE IT, WE FREEZE IT!"; "YOU'VE REACHED BIG JIMMY'S PIZZA PARLOR AND ABORTION CLINIC WHERE YESTERDAY'S LOSS IS TODAY'S SAUCE"; PART 2 COMING SOON | image tagged in cat phone,dark humor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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695 views 56 upvotes Made by WafflesTheCat635s_Ghost 1 month ago in Dark_humour
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what about "welcome to roadkill cafe, you kill em we grill em!"
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You SQUEEZE it,
We FREEZE it

why is that so dang funny
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PETE'S PIZZARIA AND ABORTION CLINIC YESTERDAY'S LOSS IS TODAY'S SAUCE
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wheeze | image tagged in wheeze | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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yes please
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Y E S
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Damn he really be steelin off tik tok
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I found it on iFunny a few years ago so no it was not from tik tok
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Oh shit. My friend showed me a tik tok like last year. Sorry bout that
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this has made my f**king morning
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ur welcome :)
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I'm using that second one lol
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FUNNY THINGS TO SAY WHEN A TELEMARKETER CALLS:; "9-1-1 WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY"; "THIS IS LI'L RICHARD'S SPERM BANK AND FROZEN YOGURT SHOP, YOU SQUEEZE IT, WE FREEZE IT!"; "YOU'VE REACHED BIG JIMMY'S PIZZA PARLOR AND ABORTION CLINIC WHERE YESTERDAY'S LOSS IS TODAY'S SAUCE"; PART 2 COMING SOON
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