I already died lo

Good, you're safe from danger, then.

I'm now getting tortured

CRINGE

O k. Col

are we ever tho

Wor

are we ever safe from spooky_creeper

Yeah I was like a few days ago I think

lol

wot

I hugged him and he killed me and now I'm a ghost but still clinging on to him XD

ah yes h u g

Yep I hugged him too long he didn't kill me fast but still killed me as I thought he was a suicide pillow

o

Yep

you know what feels even better than a hug ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (very horny joke)

Yeah I know but I won't go that far XD

good

*vietnam war flashbacks*

WAIT there's shippers?!

shippers are just bored people okay!? EVEN IF THEY HAVE A SHIP TO ANNOY PEOPLE WITH THEY STILL LOOK FOR EXCUSES TO SHIP OTHERS!

Can u say that in smol cause my eyes are damaged

no.

Bruh

what

Imma say this as a joke
I love you
Ah yes another thing you hate

Ha! He hates love?

dear lord, please don't let shippers arrive.

Ok

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

K

;-;

B r u h

I'm a horny dorito

Yeshu are

nOBODY LET'S ME USE MY HORNY

XD

Yep

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*faints*

oh

Ik

*spiders crawling everywhere*
(Thissssss is the weirdest shit I've encountered today)

*holds up a flamethrower just in case the spiders decide to come my way*

*spiders starts crawling on ur way*

*roasts them with the flamethrower*

Me: *wakes up* the spiders
Spiders: *becomes crispy*

that was fun while it lasted

Yeah it was
Ig?

jesus christ

Oh ok cool
(I have nothing to say ._.)

thats what she said

OH SHUT UP

You're a suicide pillow

just because I couldn't kill you doesn't mean I couldn't severely hurt you

Ah yes severely hurt me

Me wishing for death:

you hate spiders right

*already crying* y-yes...

>:3

Nani?

ok so....*yeets a box full of spiders at you*

F**K OH HOLY GOD WHY HAS ME LOFE BENN SO F**KING JKKEKSKDJDNFJWISIDJNFJDISIEKENDMCNFJDIOEKDNFNFJDIOWKEJDDJFJIFOFOEOO
GRONGERJIKEI

lol

*screams loud as f**k* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

you deserved that.

Im not scared of anything

I wasn't talking to you