My cat is buff boi

Your cat thinks he looks like a buff dog? And he looks like a not buff dog??? WEIRDNESS.

Yeah he thinks we're gonna kill him

WTF, why??? Please comfort the cat so he doesn't have all that stress from thinking he's gonna be killed.

Sometimes he thinks that and the other time he just flops around the house like a fish when he's in love mode

Huh, that's strange.

Wait no, my cat is buff but he thinks he looks like a noodle

WHAT? THE? F**K? are you talking about???? That is utter insanity, and it's hilarious.

PS - I know you're older than 10 years old.

Nope birthday August 23rd 2010

Wow, you seem like a smart 10 year old then. Congrats!

Yup