link in comments and also more specific info

Im super sorry to whoever likes this or to the person that wrote it but: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo, they kinda ruined Harry Potter for me. D: The thing that is the most enchanting ( no pun intended ) about Harry Potter is the fact that Harry gets to go to a beautiful hidden wizard school. He gets to learn magic spells and secrets no one knows. I couldn't even read the FIRST paragraph, let alone the whole thing.

same

i know my brother had the same problem. i just found it too hilarious to care but i totally understand

bruh what

yeah the author doesnt understand what retorted means

wow the other really needs to learn how to write a "book" correctly.

so basically this christian mother didnt want her kids reading the harry potter books and turning into witches (which ISNT how it works) so she decided to REWRITE the books as family and christian friendly. also very inaccurate

TWs:
talks about feminism and the womans "rightful" place,
is ridiculously inaccurate towards rewriting the books as they were,
maybe some other stuff i forgot

here's the link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles

she ended up tying the book up after 14 chapters because her husband decided it was a bad idea

also make sure to read the author's notes at the beginning of the chapters bc they explain a bit more i think

evolution is real though

not to christians

i like this that is really cool

if ur christian u believe the whole world took 6 days to make and evolution doesn't exist on such a large scale

also that was really rude to non-christians

me or the author?

the author

Me who uses a school computer that blocks anything fun: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Even if you cant read the rest of it, at least try to read the last chapter because im pretty sure that one's the funniest

+_+

WHAT

Omg check out this other version called Harry Potter and the methods of rationality: http://www.hpmor.com/

yo this is actually kinda good

Ikr !

I read the first chapter and, just,wooooooooooooooow

it just...oof

I meant the first link

you lied. you DID leave forever

whoops 🤷‍♀️

Bruh how tf did u respond :sob:

i come back when the world needs me most

actually it's just that i got an email

oh. COME BACK AND STAY BROTHER

wheres da link...?