Lightning: OMG SHES SO-

Me: Remember lightning, There is a 1 in Infinite Chance Of You Getting A GF.

Lightning: I Know! I Was Just Saying She Was Cute Dang it!

Cleo: :3

Cub-E: damn she’s hot-

Basic cat: *bonk* get into the horny jail

Cub-E: no im not a pervert! I just saying she’s hot!

Basic cat: you’re ironicly be gay with Dan and you r**es him in your basement cuz you say he’s hot... is that not a “Pervert”?

Cub-E: frick ._.

Cleo: pffffffffffffffffffffff-

Stickdanny:oo, hi there stranger-

Fireball:that’s no stranger, that’s Cleo as a human.

Mixmellow:*bowing down to a poorly drawn muffin statue* HAIL THE MIGHTY MUFFIN

Cleo: ALL HAIL THE MUFFIN! IT HAS BLESSED US!!!!

*falls from the ceiling* did someone said M U F F I N

Cleo: M U F F I N

Mixmellow:MUFFIN!

Weenie Burger:*turns invisible and sneaks behind Cleo without anyone knowing*

Cleo: Do you have any choco chips? We must make an offering to the muffin

Mixmellow:yep *pulls out the Chocolate chips*

Weenie Burger:*puts hands on Cleo’s pants without anyone knowing*

Cleo: OH MUFFIN! PLEASE EXCEPT OUR OFFERINGS TO YOUR MIGHTNESS!!!

Mixmellow:*bows down to the sign* ALL HAIL TEH MUFFIN!

Weenie Burger:weirdos. *pulls Cleo’s pants down without them knowing*

Amber: *unfreezes Stickdanny* Now, j o i n u s
Cleo: y e s

Frozette: You need to learn a lesson or two

Fireball:DIE FAKE GOD! *throws some balls of Fire at the muffin burning it to a crisp*

Weenie Burger:about time someone kills something..

Mixmellow:NO! Someone get water for the mighty muffin!

Stickdanny:*pats Mixmellow* I should tell you what’s real and what’s not.. and the Muffin god isn’t real..

Mixmellow:YES IT IS!

Weenie Burger:*teleports behind Frozetta without anyone knowing*

Frozette: -_-

Cleo: IT'S BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WORSHIP THE MUFFIN!

Muffin: Whomst has awakened me, the mighty MUFFIN?!
Cleo: IT SPEAKS!

Frozette: -_-

Fireball:what the hell?!

Mixmellow:ITS REAL!

Weenie Burger:*still lifting her skirt*

Frozette: Meh, controlling an ice kingdom, trying to stay away from Amber, the usual

Cleo: It's a warning from the muffin to the disbelievers!

Stickdanny:But the muffin isn’t god..

Weenie Burger:THAT’S WHAT I WAS SAYING!

Fireball:cool, cool. *notices Stickdanny frozen* and I’m guessing Cleo’s fake god froze him, or it could be you but I’m not gonna accuse anyone.

Cleo: IT IS THE MUFFIN'S WRATH!!!

Mixmellow:PLEASE FORGIVE US MUFFIN! *bows down*

Stickdanny:what?
Weenie Burger:some stupid muffin they think it’s a god. *eyerolls* I’m guessing it’s the ice princess that frozen you, yes?

Amber: *summons Waverly*
Waverly: What?
Amber: Protect the holy muffin
Waverly: Uh-
Cleo: Thanks!
Waverly: Ok then

Fireball:*throws a ball of fire at the muffin* DIE YOU STUPID FALSE GOD THING!

Mixmellow:*bowing down to the muffin*

Stickdanny:*sigh* I really need to introduce you to new folks Mixmellow..

Weenie Burger:*lifting Frozetta’s skirt*

Muffin: My followers warned you, mortals

Frozette: *throws him into an ice dungeon*

Weenie Burger:ACK! Lands in the ice dungeon* NOO! *tries to escape* I must SEE what’s under that skirt. AAAHH!

Fireball:(O_O)

Mixmellow:*bows* we’re so sorry mighty muffin!

Jaiden: Oh no, you don't *holds him still with magic*

Weenie Burger:*struggles to move* AAH!

Cleo: *shrieks*

Weenie Burger:*pulls them down to her feet* he he he, time to see her panties *looks up*

Mixmellow:*hears the shriek* EEP! someone’s been interrupted in the muffin praise!

*dies

*they are orange and have yellow laces*
Jaiden: WHOS TOUCHIN MAH CHILD
Cleo: *scrambles to pull her pants up*

u never call me ur child :(

Fireball:*points to weenie burger*

Weenie Burger:uh oh.

Cleo: PLEASE FORGIVE US FOR THIS INTERRUPTION TO YOUR PRAISE, OH MUFFIN!

Mixmellow:YEAH! WE ARE SO SORRY!

Weenie Burger:oh brother.. *looks at Stickdanny*what the-

Stickdanny:*stuck in ice* h-h-help me. I don’t know who done this..

Jaiden: Now, I'm gonna let you off with a warning

Weenie Burger:*silent* ok...

Mixmellow:*still praying to a statue* HAIL THE MIGHTY MUFFIN!

Amber: WAIT! YOU GUYS WERE WORSHIPPING THE MUFFIN WITHOUT TELLING ME?!
Cleo: Come join us

Frozette: Here we go again

Mixmellow:yeah, come on!

Fireball:oh brother.... *gets ready to set some old stale muffin on fire*

Stickdanny:*frozen* help, me!

Iceball:*confused* what?

Cleo: NOOOOOO
Waverly: *le shrug*

Frozette: YEET *blasts him away with an icy wind*

Weenie Burger:*still standing and starts lifting her skirt*

Fireball:there, if a muffin doesn’t come back from dying, ITS NOT ALIVE AND IT’S NOT A GOD!

Mixmellow:*crying*

Frozette: If I was the one who froze him, I would've made sure to freeze him head to toe

Cleo: YOU ARE WISHING THE WRATH OF THE MUFFIN UPON YOURSELVES!!!

Stickdanny:*sighs*

Weenie Burger:*facepalms* it’s just a muffin.

Fireball:ok, cuz I don’t want weenie burger popping up from nowhere and lifting your skirt again...

Jaiden: UH OH IS RIGHT!!!

Weenie Burger:*runs away*

Frozette: *turns around* Are you wishing death upon yourself?

Amber: WAVERLY
Waverly: -_- *counters the fire with water*
Cleo: THE MUFFIN HAS BEEN SAVED! WAVERLY IS A SAINT!

Fireball:*spits lava at the muffin*

Weenie Burger:Nope, but I’m wishing to see some panti-

Stickdanny:ALRIGHT WE GET IT! YOU DONT HAVE TO SAY IT COUNTLESS TIMES! Hey wait, this isn’t a punishment, cuz she didn’t try to kill me...

Weenie Burger:whatever *lifts Froz’s skirt some more*

Amber: Our god, destroyed by my own element
Cleo: HA! That was a decoy! WE MUST KEEP OUR GOD SAFE! M u f f i n c u l t
Amber: M u f f i n c u l t

Fireball:DECOY?! *is about to burn another muffin*

Mixmellow:Muffin Cult!

Stickdanny:*sighs*

Weenie Burger:*touches Frozetta’s skirt without her knowing and starts to lift*

Cleo: Don't say that about the muffin! THE SANDWICH DOESN'T MEAN WHAT HE SAID, OH MIGHTY ONE!

Frozette from a distance: -_-

Weenie Burger:whatever.

Mixmellow:YEAH YEAH, HE DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING.

Stickdanny:I-I-I don’t know weenie burger, it couldn’t be her.

Fireball from a distance:oh hey Froz, how’s it going?

Cleo: Saint, save the muffin!
Waverly: *she puts a protective shield of water around the muffin*
Amber: >:D

Frozette: *freezes Weenie Burger*

Weenie Burger:*frozen and tries to thaw self out* i, MUST, SEE! *is about to break free*

Fireball:ugh... *uses a straw and sucks up the water and spits it out, then grabs the muffin and burns it*

Muffin: Mixmellow, Clementine, and Amber. You are all in my graces. Waverly, you shall be known as a saint.
Waverly: Uhhhhhhhh ok

Frozette: NO

Weenie Burger:*banging on the door*

Cleo: ...

Mixmellow:*still bowing down* what?

Weenie Burger:*pulls down Cleo’s pants down fast*

Frozette: I swear I will throw him into an ice dungeon if he ever does that again

Cleo: SAYS YOU! Oh, Muffin! Please do not punish us for the ignorance of the others!

Mixmellow:Yeah Yeah! Don’t punish us!

Weenie Burger:*sighs*

Fireball:ice dungeon huh? If he tries to see your underwear again? Ok..

Stickdanny:*struggles to move in the ice*

Fireball:wow.

Praising the sun is simply the answer for everything

*looks at them while praising the sun* pathetic

Fireball:the hell are you doing Boi?

Frozette: You're in timeout, mister

Weenie Burger:WHY?! *still trying to kick the door* I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOUR UNDER- *kicks door but nothing*

I'm praising the sun. Isn't it obvious?

Fireball:oh, so you think the sun is a god?

What the fu-

Muffin: But do you have the power of chocolate chips

Nope. And I don't need it

Muffin: -_-

*praises the sun*

Muffin: HOW DARE YOU

Don't mess with me. I have the power of the sun and anime on my side

Cleo: =P

how the f**k is a muffin talking

Muffin: Are you questioning me, mortal?

... Yes

None of this shit happens if you praise the sun

Stickdanny:the sun?

*looks at weenie burger* good choice

Weenie Burger:uh, t-t-thanks.... *drops them and runs*

Stickdanny:oh.. praising the sun...

Yup

Stickdanny:ok.

Weenie Burger:*is about to put Poff’s panties in his pocket but walks away*

Cleo:do u have any taco chips? We must make an offering to the tacos

Cleo: t a c o

nO t a c o

Cleo:ALL HAIL THE TACO! IT HAS BLESSED US!!!!

M U F F I N

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