What

Fireball:are you horny for Poff? HAHAHAHAHAHA

*loads Tomston gun with bad time intent*

Fireball:oh shit.... *walks away slowly*

*starts shooting, but misses on porpuse just to scare him*

Fireball:*notices the bullets* HOLY SHIT!

Weenie Burger:(O_O) woah..

Ah! Gott'em

Fireball:jeez man, calm down. I thought you were horny for her cuz of that party

Weenie Burger:*secretly puts Poff’s panties in boi’s back pocket and walks away whistling*

*blocks weenie burger's way with blue bones* where are you going, buddy?

Weenie Burger:*shakes in fear* uh, I’m just going uh- home? *nervous laugh*

Fireball:*sips soda*

And why are Poff's panties in my pocket? I don't remember taking them

Weenie Burger:*shakes in fear*

Fireball:he must’ve putted them in your pocket without us looking

Yup *is angry* *remembers that he can only smile* *draws this face >:( on a post-it and puts it on his face* *looks "angrily" at weenie burger*

Weenie Burger:uh oh.

*slams weenie burger to the floor with blue magic*

Weenie Burger:OW! Watch the bun!

I heard she liked your cat costume ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mixmellow:*blushes* eep..

Fireball:*looks at weenie burger* really?

If you don't move, it will not hurt you

Weenie Burger:*doesnt move*

*stabs him with a blue bone*

Weenie Burger:AAAAHHHH!

Fireball:oooh...

*leaves him there, but doesn't make the bone disappear* good luck staying there

Weenie Burger:Ow! Hey fireHead, get this bone off me!

Fireball:no.

If you don't shut up I'll make it become a normal bone

Weenie Burger:*silent*

Mixmellow:hi Boi- what happened?

Fireball:long story..

This idiot putted Poff's panties in my pocket, so I'll make him stay there for a while and think about what he did wrong. Also, howzzitgoing with Cream ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mixmellow:*blushes til he goes red* g-g-good?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bloo: AHA! I SAW WHAT YOU’RE DOING!

*and then he starts turning into some amalgamate-ish monster.*

F**k this shit I'm out

Bloo: rAwRrr (no one asked.)

*teleports away*

Bloo: rEeeeee- (am I too hot to handle-)

Weenie Burger:*pulls out a pistol and aims at bloo* tell no one.

Bloo: shoot me.

Weenie Burger:wait wha? *drops guni

Bloo: mkay. *burp*

*he just swallows the gun.*

Weenie Burger:(O_O)

Bloo: grAwRrRr.. (I’m afraid I can’t do that since my hunger has taken over me.)

*he just swallows him whole.*

Stickdanny:HOLY CRAP!
Fireball:you don’t wanna mess with that guy..

Mixmellow:*walks to them* hi guys- *notices the ketchup on Bloo and slowly walks away*

Bloo: *grabs weenier burger*

Weenie Burger:hey, what are you doing? Put me down!

*and then he turns back to normal like that shit didn’t happen.*

Bloo: ..what?

Fireball:nothing, nothing.

Poff: W H A T ?

Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................
It's just a stupid fake test.....?

Poff: If you were gonna be horny we could have had our fun time! >:T
Lit: OOP

*is shocked*..... W-what.......

Poff: *blinks* Uh........n-nothing......
Lit: L I E S

*draws this face O//////O on a post-it and puts it on his face, to show how much he would be blushing right now*

Poff: *hugs boi* I was kidding!!! Or was I~? *she presses the flirt option and grins*

*puts off the post-it* *kisses her*

*Poff kisses back*

*puts the blushing face post-it back on*

Fireball:Lit! Lit! *pulls Poff’s pants down showing her panties* I think it’s time to let this horny skeleton *lifts Poff’s shirt* see what’s under her clothes *runs*

Poff: STOP!!!!!!
Lit: Oop

Fireball:what? I thought you two are gonna do it agai-

Stickdanny:DUDE, SHE’S PREGNANT!

Weenie Burger:hey gu- *looks at Poff in her underwear*

Poff: IM GOING TO F**KING KILL YOU! *she lunges at fireball*

*loads a gaster blaster with bad time intent*

Fireball:*teleports with a fire burst* hold it Poff, if you want to do it with Boi, you gotta look per-

Stickdanny:WOAH WOAH WOAH, is this gonna be like when in the OC clothing stores Lit tried to say something about Cloudy and me doing it and she wants her to look good?!

Fireball:maybe

Lit: Can you even have sex with a child...?
Hiyori: You can, you just just get more increasingly horny. So poff's horny level is about 99 right now.
Poff: HUH?!

Wait..... 99!?

Hiyori: Thats what pregnacy does.

... I don't trust this.... First he tries to make me kill Poff two times, then just a "please" makes him change idea? This is sus

Error! Cocoa: Maybe it's beacuse Im here. He put me through alot of hell.

Oh. Poff is sleeping. *teleports away* *teleports back with a blanket* *puts the blanket on Poff*

*poff purrs happily*
Error! Cocoa: Well. Have fun I guess.

*non-existent blushing* *sleepy skeleton noises* *pets her while sleeping*

Poff: *purrs deeply*

*wakes up* *Sees Poff on top of him* *even more non-existent blushing*

Poff: *happy bunny noises*

... Well then. Let's get out of my mind

*Error! Cocoa poofs them out*

Ok... *pets Poff's head gently to not wake her*

*Error! Cocoa warps out*

Uhhhh.... Since when are you on top of me?

Poff: I always have :3

*keeps petting Poff*

*purrs*

Uh..... Poff..... Is this true?

Poff: Err...

And how can you tell?

Poff: Your face goes a bit warm! *she puts her paws on his cheeks*

Well..... The more you know. Wait..... How can my skull become warmer.....?

Poff: Maybe it's just my paws feeling this.

Wait.... Are you serious?

Error! Cocoa: Mhm.

Ok then. Gaster can you please stop possessing me?

Gaster: ✌︎●︎❒︎♓︎♑︎♒︎⧫︎📬︎. (Alright)
Error! Cocoa: Huh. That was easy. Too easy.

Do you have any idea of how to stop him?

Error! Cocoa: Well. What's going on?

Mhm.... Ok..... So what now? We try to convince him with words? (ironically )

Error! Cocoa: Er... I guess...?

You're too much cute

Poff: thanks :3

I dunno. Maybe we should figure out how to make gaster stop possessing me

Poff: Alrighty

*hugs her back* (you replied right when I deleted lol)

Poff: *happy bunny noises* (This happens everytime XD)

I'm kinda confused but ok

Error! Cocoa: Now.. We just gotta find gaster. He should be here.

Oh... I didn't know that.....*even more non-existent blushing*

Poff: See? Your going it again!

Poff: *hugs him*

That was my last bottle of tomato sauce, and for now there is no more tomato sauce at the store. I will not be able to drink tomato sauce for a while ;-; *sad Italian noises*

Poff: There There Boi.. *she pats his head and pulls a bottle out of her hoodie*

(can you make the gaster talking? I don't k ow what to make him say =w=

(Sure) Gaster: 🕈︎♏︎●︎●︎📪︎ ☟︎♏︎●︎●︎□︎ 👍︎□︎♍︎□︎♋︎📬︎ (Well Hello Cocoa)
Error! Cocoa: What up bitch.

Oh hi Error!Cocoa. Can you help us figure out how to stop gaster from possessing me?

... *draws this face >:V on a post-it and puts it on his face*

Error! Cocoa: Sorry not sorry. Anyway, to help you, I gotta get in your mind.

*sips tomato sauce* *the bottle falls off his hand and breaks when it hits the ground* *Sad Italian noises* my tomato sauce ;-;

Poff: What is it?

So.... Wanna do something? I'm bored

Poff: Like what? *she tilts her head*

*non-existent blushing*

Poff: Even though, your not blushing, I can tell when you do :D

So.... How should we figure out how to stop him?

Poff: Alrighty!
Error! Cocoa: *cracks in* Whats up bitches

... What

Error! Cocoa: You heard me. I gotta go in ya mind Sans.

Ok.... *searches for gaster* there he is *points at gaster in the distance*

Error! Cocoa: *walks over to Gaster* Whats up Gaster Blaster Master?

I told you 10 seconds ago =w=
We're trying to figure out how to stop Gaster from possessing me

Error! Cocoa: Sorry, I tuned out your voice alot cause your a bitch, BUT OK!

My name is not Sans....... Nvm, let's just do this

Error! Cocoa: Cool, while you were talking we are in your mind now. *The world around them was black*

Where did you get that from?

Poff: I kept an extra spare :3

Uh.... Should I help you or leave you two alone?

Error! Cocoa: It's best you stay... Just in case.

Error! Cocoa: Sure.

You know what? I don't want to know....

Poff: Yeah, maybe it's best you dont...

*sips tomato sauce in happy skeleton*

*pats his head*

*takes the bottle and sips it* thank you :)

Poff: You welcome :D *happy bunny noises*

Yeah, maybe it's because of that.... *sips more of the tomato sauce*

No, I mean.... When did you get on top on me LITERALLY

Poff: Why not~? :3

Hiyori: Specially in bunnies. They are extermly sexually active.

...*inhales* MAMMA MIA!

Hiyori: Sorry boi.

Well..... That was confusing

Error! Cocoa: Very... *she walks over to sleeping Poff*

*yawns* *falls asleep next to her* *gets a little cold* *doesn't care because wants Poff to keep the blanket*

*Poff goes on stop of Boi, to keep him warm* <3

Well, then get out of my mind, gaster

Error! Cocoa: Seems a bit too easy...
*Gaster dissapears*

Because my bones are fragile and if you keep staying on me one of my bones will probably break

Poff: IF that's the case why did we have sex? *she grins*

Thanks :) but you're way much cuter *presses flirt button*

*Gasp* *blushes*

... I'm out of ideas on what we should do... =w=

Poff: We could netflix and chill :D

*non-existent blushing* L-let's just watch Netflix....
https://imgflip.com/i/4gch4z

You mean, watch Netflix and chill or the other meaning?

Poff: Which either doesnt matter :3

*kisses Poff again*

*Kisses Boi back* >:3

Ok, that was just an excuse to get you off me =w=

*She boops his snoot* Mhm.

*hugs her back* I love you

Poff: I love you too <3

You look cuter with my hat. Keep it. It's for you.

Poff: Good idea! *she takes off the hat and blocks anyone looking from her kissing boi deeply*

I dunno. You choose

You like that hat, don't you?

Poff: Mhm!

Well..... Now what?

Poff: *pins him by his shoudlers* Hmmmmm

Well then... *teleports away* *teleports back with the same hat* try not to lose it

Poff: No promises~ *presses flirt button*

Why do you always have to press that damn button?

Poff: *pressing of the flirt button* Why not? :D

*takes off his hat* *puts his hat on Poff's head* no u

*poff blushes and grins*

You know, it feels kinda nice... You're warm.... *non-existent blushing*

Poff: Hm? It does?

Well, I'm not a guy with a lot of ideas *shrugs*

Poff: -c-

... Why yes?

Poff: *boops him*

STOP PRESSING THAT BUTTON!

Poff: No! >;3

. .. That's not an answer!

Poff: I dont gotta give an answer -w-

Yeah..... Kinda..... It feels warm......

Poff: Well yes, I am warm.

>:V

-w-

*non-existent blushing* *cuddles back* You're so cute

Poff: No you -w-

That's...... A good point

*Sits on his lap again and grins*

Uuuuhhhhh..... *non-existent blushing*

Poff: Your so cute when you blush!

Sorry, but I can't do much about it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*poff kisses boi*

Yup..... So..... What should we do now?

Poff: I always choose.

Poff: Well.. What d you wanna do? *she lays her head on his chest*

*non-existent blushing*

*hugs boi*

*shock* *non-existent blushing* well that was unexpected.... *kisses back*

*poff grins and her cotton tail wags*

*kisses Poff*

*kisses back*

*Poff cuddles him*

*poff grins*

So.... Wanna do something?

Poff: Sure :3

Fireball:*spits out soda* LAW AND ORDER, COME QUICK, POFF IS ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING WRON-

Stickdanny:dude, it might be a joke...