Joe Biden’s livestream of Cuties cut out. Now he’s gotta go outside and campaign for the Senate.

I WAS ABLE TO STAY SEQUESTERED IN MY HOME BECAUSE SOME BLACK WOMAN WAS ABLE TO STACK THE GROCERY SHELF. DAMMIT. THE INTERNET CUT OUT. I WAS WATCHING “CUTIES.” NOW I GOTTA LEAVE MY BASEMENT AND GO SNIFF SOME HAIR DURING MY SENATE CAMPAIGN.