lol *Rises from my grave* *oh no wait nobody cared enough to bury me* anyway: *but im a zombie*
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hehehe, im a vampire! *turns into a bat and starts flying*
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*thinks* *hides and waits for you to come back down*
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*turns back into a vampire and comes back*
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*coughs* *you are now contaminated with zombie-osis and have exactly 6.9 seconds to live*
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But thats where you're mistaken! i am a vampire and can live forever *laughs evily*
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alright, you're just asking for it at this point...
*The zombie and vampire blood is now mixed, creating a chemical reaction thats blows you up into a thousand pieces*
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*dies again*
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laughs more evilly
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*turns to a zomb-pire* Hey, why not have the best of both worlds?