*Nosebleed Intensifies*

*Smashes Invest button repeatedly*

N o i c e

*nosebleeds in "who is that?"*

bruh... u don't know who these two furries are..? Its the (probably) Yiff Mascots Joel and Daniel.

Joel is the yellow one and Daniel is the blue one (daniel overpowers joel btw)

actually... Why tf do I want to get these body pillows now... *starts chuckling then from 0 to 60 deep throat wheezes/laughs like the look at this dude meme*

*yiffing noises*

do you know who these two furries are????????????????? If you don't then you're not a real furry... If you do know then tell me and I will decide you furry-ism

*Wheezes hard due to unsuspected meme* HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

the f**king timing is purrdect

IDK

FRICKEN COMEDY GENIUS

thx

*scenario pops into head* *Wheezes lungs out of mouth and azz*

im just sitting here eating Celeste Microwaveable Pizza and then This shet comes up... Bravo... Bra-fuking-vo

I am just picturing a scenario where its exactly like this but im just sucking up to you then just starts laughing awkwardly then just fake sucks you dong................... idk either... its just me......

tbh i got that from a comedian called Jack Whitehall

ez. they are [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. woah, y did it redact the names?

*in deep demonic/satanic voice* TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

?

i can see your face thru the screen and text... you are like................................................... WTF?!

idk anymore

IT WONT LET MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JUST TYPE EM!!!! GOD IT'S NOT THAT HARD (get it) (that's what she said) Daniel and Joel

1- y the sex joke? 2- y give up the answer?

IDK ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

my dad just took my phone and I can't text my frens for now... I is distressed rite now

wait...how did you type that, but he took your phone?

your like i didn't screw with you and say that I am telepathic or someshit like that

*sad zalora noises* ;-;

you ok?

*in jojo voice* Watashi no shajiku ni furenai kata ga ī

my computer for skewl

*in sad anime voice* Dare mo watashitoisshoni itakunai. Nante kanashī samui hi
(translated to: No one wants to be with me. What a sad cold day)

im in class but i dont give a shet

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

*heavy breathing and yiffing noises stop* uh... dude? can you like...leave us to be for a while.....?

my fricken chromebook... god my skewl is so kewl (not fuking really)

also just a random question... Does anyone else think its stupid that I can't eat doughnuts (or in general) in my living room???

there its not hard

THICC