Storm troopers set your blaster!

What’s up?

Has anyone given you the promo yet?

What promo?

For saving me from suicide.

Okaaay, did you consult with people first?

Yeah.

Like who? You know there are certain people who can promote others right?

No. I asked trooper05, then he told me to ask someone else.

Okay. So, which trooper did you ask? You can only ask MemoriesOfChurch, T13-CIC, and T05, (and possibly breezy)

Like I said, I asked trooper05. He told me to ask MemoriesOfChurch.

So what’d he say???

I can promote you. Im major

If you want.

But i don’t know if people would be ok with it, I think you would have to talk to someone first.

Trooper05 said I can promote anyone. Idk...

Ok. Thanks. FYI, my rank is senior chief petty officer.

He didn’t really do anything. He never said “yes” but he never said “no”.

Of course he did.

I know, right?

im just going to do this since its based of of my life
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The hell is that?

What’s that supposed to be?

its called my life is hell

Stupid. I could’ve been drunk, yet I would be smarter than you.

they are gun lenny faces

I'm not related but
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