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Caster:

Creation Story:
After the Mothership's crash decimated the Perfaunt species, the demigod Caprisikorn was devastated. The Perfaunts had meant everything to him, and without them he felt aimless. He decided his problem would be solved if he created a new species to replace his beloved Perfaunts. To that end, he used his spiritual magics (and more than a bit of narcissism) to construct Casters in his own image, and named them after the zodiac of Earth that he so admired.

The first prototype Casters quickly differentiated themselves from the isolationist, perfectionist Perfaunts. This young species showed an innate skill for marketing and trade, and has been credited with revolutionizing the entire Griffian economy system. Gold had no value before Casters invented a currency system involving the metal, and it’s no coincidence that the largest deposits of gold exist on the Caprian continent. In their eyes, Capria is the center of the universe, and those around them only exist to further their own designs. They view Caster society as the most advanced and important culture on the planet, though there are several differing opinions about just how the planet should be run. Because of this, Casters have split into several separate clans, developing into different subtypes and spreading out all over Capria.

Griffian Today:
Independent, intelligent, and often arrogant, Casters’ passion for money and luxuries has only grown over the years. Casters have spent their short time on Griffia erecting massive cities, economies, and marketplaces. If there is one thing a Caster understands, it is commerce. These charismatic Griffians pride themselves on their individuality, and are known far and wide for having the tallest buildings and most stylish architecture in all of Griffia. They strive to remain on the cutting edge of excellence, technology, and innovation.

These highly-opinionated Griffians are known for their diversity. The various Caster tribes have highly competitive beliefs, each insisting that their version of Caster culture is the “correct” one. However, in this melting pot of ideas emerges true progress. Casters love a good debate, and will work tirelessly for months to argue to the best solution.

A semi-aquatic Griffolk, Casters are just as at home underwater as they are on land, and often find work in nautical fields. However, all Casters, having been imbued with Caprisikorn’s magic, have an innate understanding of the spiritual, magical
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Fornlee

Creation Story:
As Griffia developed, the spiritual God, Anima, visited periodically to observe its progress. It was her favorite world, and she liked to keep an eye on it. On one of these visits, she discovered a species her brother, Konatus, had created. The Mycakits called to her. They were the most spiritual of her brother’s creations. Inspired and curious, she used her power to draw out their inherent spirituality. Anima realized she could transform these creatures with her power, and adapt them into a being that would comprehend the spiritual quality of everything in life.

This new species she called the Fornlee was one of the very first Griffolk. Their original cultures settled on the continent of Selenia, where they lived in harmony with nature on a spiritual level. Fornlees Build their homes and society in such a way that it intertwines with the world around them, rather than changing their environment to serve them.

Ultimately, the Fornlees suffered one of the most unfortunate fates in the course of the Great War - complete and total exile by the other Griffians. Records of what started the Great War have been lost, but it is thought a long-forgotten invader leeched Selenia dry, and then blamed the Fornlees for starting the war. All Fornlees, except Prince Lee and a small group of his people, were killed or enslaved when Selenia was destroyed and sunk into the sea. The survivors were locked away underneath the continent of Capria with a magical barrier, preventing the Prince from ever leaving his prison or sharing his people’s version of history.

Griffian Today:
After recent events freed them from their prison, Fornlees once again live in harmony with nature, and are slowly being reintroduced to the surface. Following their old traditions, Fornlees take only what the land provides, and dutifully give back to the ground and planet. Fornlees are natural conservationists, believing in each being’s individual right to exist. Most Fornlees treat even strangers as neighbors. Despite the bad reputation they were given due to the Great War and their subsequent banishment, they are quickly becoming renowned for their inclusive societies. Given the chance to prove themselves, Fornlees are one of the most loyal friends a Griffian can gain. Fornlees place great value on being social and selfless. Despite their banishment, most are kind, trusting, and caring; striving to assist wherever possible without asking for anything in return. They belie
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Bagbean

Creation Story:
The Indigenous Bagbeans grew from wild shrubs, known as Time Shrubs. These early Time Trees were said to be planted by the Terrestrial God, Konatus, God of Bagbeans. The God sowed the seeds hoping to make a creature stronger than nature, to challenge the flora and fauna to adapt and evolve so that Beania could flourish in a state of constant change. The God knew that when things stagnate, they die.

As time passed and Bagbeans’ mastery of their environment grew, they began seeking ways to modify the Time Shrubs to produce more Bagbeans more frequently, so that more projects could be completed. After many failed attempts, a single Bagbean discovered the legendary Time Well, hidden in a strangely verdant pasture in the frigid northern pole of Griffia known as Norden. Legend has it that just a single drop of this well water was used to water a Time Shrub. The water caused the Shrub to flourish into an enormous tree that produced more love beans than ever before, transforming it into the Royal Time Tree - the very one that now stands in Peagarden. The noble Bean who discovered this water was declared the king of Griffia, and was entrusted by his people to protect and cultivate the mighty Tree. To this day, his descendants still tend to it. It is said that the love and passion of each new monarch are imprinted upon the Tree, and that, upon their death, a new branch yielding a new Bagbean subtype in their honor is said to appear.

Griffian Today:
Hardworking, productive, and chock-full of creativity, Bagbeans are clever little creatures with an extra ounce of enthusiasm to get the job well done. No harsh winds nor coldest of storms can stifle the sheer determination of a Bagbean. If they can get there, they can live there! This is why they made their humble homes on the diverse continent of Beania.

No problem is left unresolved, and no good deed unrewarded so long as a Bagbean is around. Bagbeans are the species of second chances; where one was once met with closed doors and cold shoulders, a Bagbean will be there with a smile, and a place to rest those weary legs. However, their kindness can be seen as naivety, and Bagbeans’ good nature is often easily abused by those who do not have their best interests in mind.

Almost all Bagbeans are adept craftsmen. They build their own homes in a variety of materials and sizes. Bagbeans are also respectable farmers, being part plant themselves - saying they have a green thumb is a bit of an un
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Parasplicter

Creation Story:
When the Mothership realised her time healing in Griffia may soon become permanent, she knew she needed a means to reach out of her metal husk. Where the Bavoms had been created to guard and keep the Mothership safe, The first Parasplicers were made to be her eyes and ears. Parasplicers were meticulously designed with a more “user friendly” interface made to assimilate flawlessly with Griffian society.

Parasplicers were genetically designed using the DNA skeletal blueprint of the Titan Perfaunt, spliced with Paraglire DNA that had been collected from the corpses of those killed by her extinction-level impact on Griffia. They were expertly designed to be the perfect observers - inquisitive and charismatic. Where the mothership could not go, they could go. What she could not see, they could see. She infused them with leftover Terradragon DNA that was collected upon entering Griffia’s star system, along with the eather fuel that powered the Mothership herself, giving them the ability change their form into anything except feral Griffians. This made Parasplicers the perfect spies.

Griffian Today:
It is unclear if all Parasplicers still have a link to the Mothership, but what is clear, is that Parasplicers do not have a settlement of their own or know exactly where the Mothership is located. Many parasplicers do not even remember being created by the Mothership, and have fully assimilated into their new lives, forming relationships and families with other Griffolk.

No one knows how many Parasplicers actually exist in Griffia at this point in time. Today, Parasplicers are so deeply integrated into Griffian society that it’s nearly impossible to know the true identity of who you are talking with, or if the items surrounding you are real or actually incognito Parasplicers in disguise. They are able to splice and shapeshift at will, hiding their true self if needed. Many Griffians do not trust the alien Parasplicers because of this, and it has created an air of paranoia for some Griffolk. Parasplicers on the other hand, can feel this stigma, so many choose to disguise themselves and never show their true form.
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