Read it upside down

i thought it said salt meeeee

Lol

:)

:3

Mineta: hah...I feel the same way...

Lana: Mineta.. Come on, it's time for your therapy session *grabs umbrella*

Jess: Yea...*goes to Mineta* Lana wants me to take your temp

Mineta: *throws up in his garbage can, sweating a lot* o-okay...

*Jess’s eyes would gleam with worry as she takes his temp*

Mineta: *looks at the temperature as she takes it out of his mouth*
(Thermometer: 100.5 degrees)

Jess: o.o

Lana: *waiting for the tea to finish* hmm... *teleports Jess to her* what's his temperature, Jess?

Jess: 100.5 degrees...but he threw up

Lana: oh that's bad...go tell Mr Aizawa *beep beep* oh, tea's done *takes it and teleports to Mineta's room*

(Jess is actually depressed, but she’s amazing at hiding it)
Jess: ...

Mineta: thanks...Lana... *covers his mouth*

Lana: *holds out a plastic bag while he throws up.

*Jess would go back to her dorm*

(What do you call it when Todoroki is getting food from the sun? SHOTOsynthesis!)

Lana: *turns of light*get plenty of rest, okay?

Mineta: ugh... Okay *coughs and sneezes*

(Oh...my god!! *wheeze*)

Jess: *closes her door and sits on her bed, against the wall*

Mineta: *opens room* J-Jess? My stomach hurts...

Jess: ...

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Lana: Come on Jess, we planned a summer picnic, we have to get ready! *grabs her hand*

(fun fact: Lana is slightly bisexual, but is more attracted to boys [has a big crush on Unreal_demon's oc, Aki])

Jess: O-okay

(Oh noice)

Mineta: I'm feeling better, my throat's just a little sore...

Aizawa: go get dressed, we're gonna meet some people too (aka the fandom)

Mineta: alright.. *shivers, feeling unsure and uneasy*

Jess: *small sigh*

(outside)

some random fan: Hey, look it's Deku! *waves*

Bakugou fangirl: blow my face off, senpai..

denki; dude.. gross...

Mineta: *hides behind Lana*

Mineta hater: Well, well, well.. look what we have here, a little pervert just existing, too bad nobody likes you! *pulls his ear, hard*

Mineta: ow! stop!

Jess: Umm....

Mineta: I think I'm gonna throw up...

Deku: *comes in and takes Mineta's hand* Lana told me.. come one, lets go to the bathroom so you can throw up..

Jess: ...

(oh crud a 6th grader in my school got the you-know-what virus)

Lana: Jess? Is Mineta alright? I saw him go to the bathroom with izuku..

(Oh god)

Jess: He said he had to throw up...

Lana: *hears coughing from outside* Mineta? go back to bed please..

Mineta: okay... can I get some water?

Jess: *in her room crying*

Kirishima: ey, everything alright?

Jess: *lie* Yeah...

Mineta: *grabbing in to the door* I don't wanna go! It's too cold!

Lana: *pulling his feet* come... On! Ugh! *grabs him and carries him to Down the sidewalk while he fidgets in her arms*

Jess: ...

Kirishima: *blushes and hands a brownie to Jess* uh..I baked these for everyone...and I brought y-you a slice...

Jess: *blush* *wipes her cheeks* T-thanks

*few minutes later*

Mineta: *shivers* ugh... It was so cold... *sneezes*

Lana: I told you to wear a heavier jacket... *puts her hand on his forehead*you're burning up. You might have a cold. Kirishima, can you put him to his dorm? *teleports to cafeteria to make some tea*

Jess: ...

Lana: Jess? *gives her a thermometer,* can you go check Mineta's temperature? If it's over 100 degrees, tell me

Jess: ...

Lana: oh, Kirishima asked me to give you this.. *holds a rose made out of red clay/play-doh*

Jess: *takes it and blushes*

Mineta: AHHHH! SPIDER! *falls of his bed* get away! get away! get away!
(of course, there was not really a spider there, it's just Mineta's schizophrenia acting up again)

Jess: !?

Lana: Mineta? what's wrong?

mineta: *points at the wall, where he say the spider is* Spider!

Lana: okay... maybe it's time for you to take you schizophrenia meds... *takes pill bottle from cabinet and takes two pills* here..

*gives him pills and water*

Jess? Mineta's been more sad since he revealed his big secret to us about being... *whispers* Sexually harassed... do you think he'll be okay?

Jess: o-o I dunno....I mean...not ever fully okay...that's just not how it works after something like that...

Mineta: I don't like living anymore... *hugs Lana and cries*

Lana: Mineta... *holds gently*

Jess: *looks out the window* *walks over to it and opens it*

Kirishima: *from the other side of window* Jess! Look out!

*a baseball flies in hitting Lana on the head*

Lana: OW! watch where you swing that bat, bakugou!

Bakugou: *from outside* It ain't my fault you sneaky sorceress!

Jess: o-o *turns and looks at Bakugou* BOI

Lana: ow!...

Mineta: *yawns and falls asleep*

Bakugou: Jess and kirishima sitting in a tree, K-i-s-s-i-n *mmph!

Kiri- *covers Bakugou's mouth* S-stop it bro!

Jess: *whole face turns pink* Shut up Bakugou...

Lana: Hey! here's your ball back, *throws it*

Bakugou: look! I'm Kirishima! Heya, Jess! get your face down here and kiss me! ^3^

Kirishima: Baku-broooo! stop! *blushes*

*Jess's face turns darker pink*
Jess: *giggles* I mean, I can come down there, if you want

Lana: shutthefrickuppus *casts spell to make Bakugou;s mouth shut*

Bakugou: mmmmmmm! (translation: Lanazaki frickin' tamura you better make my mouth open back up or I'm gonna kill you, you dang witch!)

Lana: Chillax, the spell will wear off tomorrow morning

Jess: *laughs*

Mineta: *starts crying in his sleep* no...no.....

Jess: ?

Mineta: *sleep talking* Don't Leave me, Mr. Aizawa.. please wake up... *tears fall down his face* don't die...not yet...

Jess: ...

Lana: Mineta... wake up...

Mineta: *Jerks up from bed* Mr Aizawa? Is he okay?

Aizawa: I am right here, is everything oka-

Mineta: *runs to him, crying*

Aizawa: what's going on?

Jess: *shrug*

Mochi: What’s Bakugou like? Is he really that mean?

Jess: Why don’t you find out yourself?

Mochi: o-o

Jess: *points at Bakugo* go over there

Mineta: I wonder who my real parents are....

Midnight: don't worry too much, kiddo.

Mochi: *slightly hesitant*

Jess: Dont worry, he probably won’t hurt you...

Mochi: -ight...*walks over to Bakugou* Umm...hai

Kirishima: look out!

Bakugou: *catches ball* DEKU! watch where you throw that thing! you okay?

Mochi: Y-yeah...t-thanks...

Mineta: *running* help meeeeee!

*a horde (crowd) of haters chase him*

Jess: Oh god...*runs over and tries to separate the haters from mineta* Leave him alone!!

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Lana: oi, Laddies! get away from me cousin, ya' heer?

Jess: oh god...

Jess: Oh god...*runs over* Leave him aloneeeee

Mineta: *talking with some theorist* Wait, you're saying... that Midnight is actually my mom?!

Lana: *spits out tea* eh, what?

Jess: *trying to get fangirls to leave Kiri alone*

Theorist: *shrugs* could be...

Mneta: *runs to midnight*

Lana: *coughs to make her scottish accent go away*

Jess: ...

Jess: *glares at the Mineta hater* Leave him alone

Mineta hater: ugh.. whatever, let's go gang...

*other Mineta hater follow, one throws a crumple piece of paper at Mineta*

Mineta: hmm? *uncrumples, the paper says "Nobody likes you, mistake" in red marker. he starts crying*

Lana: *grabs it and uses a spell to burn the paper* Hmph, they were troublesome, eh?

Jess: Yeah...

Lana: *in slight scottish accent* oi.. that lot oughtta think twice before messin' with yeh, right, cous?

Mineta: ...yeah.. *sniff*

(Lana's grandfather is scottish, that's how she got the Orange hair. her accent is barely heard most of the time, but when she's really pissed off, it's when her accent is really noticable)

Jess: *trying to hide from any haters*

shy fan: *walks to Jess* hi.. I like your hair..

Lana: * tries to hide Mineta*

Jess: Oh...thanks...*her bangs are covering a burn on her face, similar to Todoroki’s*

Lana: ey, you cheeky tart betta' not bully my cousin or it could get ugly for yeh!

random guy: I was just gonna ask where Denki is...?

Lana: oi, sorry bout that, mate, *points to denki*

Jess: Wait, where’s Kiri!?

Kirishima: Back away, you animals! *running from fangirls*

fangirls: Love me senpai! Marry me! you're the best, Kiri-kun!

theorist (aka me): the name's bubble, nice to meet ya! and you are?

Jess: I’m Jess...

Lana: I met you before!

*bubble nods*

Mineta: *peeks from behind her* h-hi...

Bubble: AHHH! *grabs him and hugs him tightly* Hello there, you adorable little fruity boy!

Mineta: :T ....

Jess: *giggles* someone’s excited to see Mineta

Mineta: *wiggles way out* you almost choked me there, old woman!

Bubble: OLD?! *giggles* I'm only 13!

Jess: *laughs*
(Can I add me into this?)

(sure)

Lana: wait, you're saying...Midnight might be Mineta's mom?

Bubble: yup! They're both Pervy, they look similar, and very uh.. "Flirty"

Burst: Ugh... you have a new theory for every week, Bubbs.

Bubble: Uh, Sor-ry!

Lana: but they don't have the same last name...

Bubble: maybe...Midnight remarried?

(Oki)

Mochi(me): *shook*

Jess: You good?

Mochi: Y-yeah...

Jess: XD

Midnight: what?

Mineta: uh sensei? or uh.. "Mom"... Bubble has this weird theory you're my mother...

Midnight: man, I wish kiddo, you're smart, you're brave, we both behave similarly...