Introducing... Tide Pod-Chan!!!

Respect the wishes of Tide Pod-Chan!

Yes. Will do.

I think that my 2 charms meme's sky rocket

They probably did XD

Not Unlucky Charms, its ar 400

Oh well

AR 400... OH NO

XD

Drawn by yours truly

Ik its bad, but I tried.

Just make your lines darker, then you're good ;)

Alr thanks

Yup

Notice how I'm saying "Don't mind if I do" to "Don't eat me"

Why?

I'm not a perv

Hmm, is she legal? If she is then I can make the next comments

I dunno.

Ok. Imma go with no

Probably a safe thing to do.

Comment*

Bleach-chan

Bleach-chan: Do not drink me!

...
I won't drink her. I respect people's wishes.
...(oh come on god why did you have to make the deadly one so cute?)

...I'm an innocent victim here.

*mad depressed longing noises*
Why must the universe make all the adorable things kill me..?

I asked the universe.
She tried to kill me.

The universe makes adorable things try to kill me.
Therefore the universe made herself adorable so she'd have an excuse to try and kill me.

Fair enough

I get the feeling Bleach-Chan will now be her ultimate weapon against me.

What about earth-chan

Earth-Chan has no power over me.
Now, through a long complicated series of connections you can connect Earth-Chan to Sirius-Chan, and Sirius-Chan has all the power over me.
...The Dog Star as an anime girl is one of the beings that will bring my downfall.

Probably

Welp, I'm dead.
Not even my will of steel can hold out against Bleach-Chan.
Especially not when she makes that face.

Oof

My fate is sealed.

Apparently :L

I'm gonna go get my inventor anime OC to invent something that makes me immune to bleach.

Good luck with that

*anime inventing montage intensifies*

*pours bleach in eyes*
Hey, it didn't wor-
Oh thank god it didn't work.

I am IMMUNE TO BLEACH!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

...*foreshadowing noises*

*Whismur screech*

*anime death music*

*Whismur screeching continues*

*anime death music detensifies*
*anime 'you think i died just because you killed me' music intensifies*

*Whismur screech becomes even louder*

*Whismur gets hit by a bus*
Oh-

*Whismur evolves into Loudred*

*Loudred gets hit by a train*
Jeez-

*Loudred evolves into Exploud*

*Exploud gets sucked into a black hole*
Oh dang-

MEWTWO: *brings Exploud back*

Me: *gets Jirachi*
*grabs paper*
I wish these Pokemon would stay in the Pokemon stream.

ME: I wish every Pokemon would stay in this stream.

*There is no Jirachi to wish with because Jirache was forced out of this stream by Goatfire's wish*

*now there is nothing but Bleach-Chan.*

*demonic goat-skull grinning.*

https://i.imgflip.com/4is1rk.gif

You can say...
Uh oh.

*sad goat noises*

*Anrgy raccoon noises*

*dead goat noises*

*cries*

*goatfire is not a goat*
*goatfire is wearing the skull of a dead goat*
*goatfire is alive*

Immortal, ey?

Yes indeed.

I. WILL. F**KING. DRINK. YOU!

you have no idea how horrifying it is to find this reply after forgetting i ever commented this