Nazi waifu

Run. Zero two is a na-[germen solder]

Me to the waifu:

The waifu to your girlfriend:

Why do you bother with your dangerous war machine?
The elite waifu strike force has already done their job and left, you have no quarrel with them anymore.

Yeah I do. They tried to nuke me

That was a postcard of a nuke.

The Elite Waifu Strike Force would never do something as cruel as nuking someone.

Oh...

While this is all happening, my girlfriend dumps me

oof

yup. she found someone more..."normal"

you can come back, Zero Two, I know you won't leave me

Are you drunk?

*the elite waifu strike force has left the area since they have nothing left to prove*

No, this is what happens when you try tinder

But more importantly she’s a an-[Germen solder]