I have achieved COMEDY

hey girl are you a ceiling

No

its a joke

Cuz you're my fan?

hey girl are you a fan bc i turn you on

no

call me ronny not no

nu

yes pls

Y THOOO

bc you are

a m i t h o

yes but then add a t at the beggining and t at the end of ho

nope :P

boi actually stop tho

only if carter says

wot

sorry for my actions ma'am

broskii stop

yes sir

broskiiii nice

forgiven

or am i *opens eyes wide*

rap time

B R U H

what?

ho

I d o n t k n o w a r e y o u

i am nOT THROWIN AWAY MY SHOT

?

you may have seen a bucket but youve never seen me f**k it : phil swift

no

um ye

NO

lol

yes ho

foine

eXQUEEZE MOI

sorry

yes

im done imm retiring from img flip

Except you haven't lol

I know lol

All oldest children are bullies at some point change my mind.

eh, sort of maybe

Nicely put, oldest child.

OH! I have a question for you.

You have my attention

So let's say there's a family. That family has 6 kids and your categorizing the oldest, middle children and youngest.
Would you sort it 1 oldest, 4 middle and one youngest?
Or 2 oldest 2 middle 2 youngest?

uhh, I think it could be either?
Like an oldest, a youngest, and 4 middle children
Or the two oldest, the two youngest, and the two middle children

I don't really think it matters lol

It matters in this case. 2 2 2 or 1 4 1?

It DEPENDS

what case exactly?

The case that 2 idiots literally broke each others faces over this(they had been at each other's throats all week, this was the straw that broke the nicø's back)

HADLK;SJFAOIF JJA BA WAHT!?

Tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber have been fighting all week. They went ape shit crash and started fighting. Tweedle Dee is a lot stronger, made tweedle dumber's under eye bleed.

oof
my brother's being a brat too XD
but it doesn't ever come to more than punches to the arm

And maybe if the ages were like
22, 21, 20, 14, 13, 7
Just for example
You might say 3 oldest, 2 middle/younger, and 1 youngest/baby because of how the age groups fall

So it would be best case-by-case

You eat cherries instead of cranberries you savage?
I'm kidding XD. YOu do you.

ugh, I actually HATE cranberries lol

Scar, you absolute idiot. You human frat paddle.((Kidding. If anything you're too smart ; - ;))
If you think there is dog shit in your salad would you try it to see if you're right?
Secondly, how can you be so cruel to nerds and smarties?
Lastly, didn't you smell that they were rancid, sniff the milk and not eat them?

Yeah, it was pretty stupid XD
Uhhh, noo
IT WAS SOUR. THAT'S WHAT IT TASTED LIKE.
No, my smell isn't as good as some people's, but I really don't remember smelling it

That's probably my fault XD

No, no I don't think so
I don't know, I've been doing a LOT of thinking lately. Essay from yesterday, had to do a speech for speech class, and just thinking about things I.... disagree with we'll say.

Bro I eat cranberries plain, but that's just me-

LOL

Ok time for a funny story

also, I'm just gonna write this so I remember bonfire chicken bok bok

But lol, you're alive! You might have rhosteria but you're alive.

naw, I didn't even feel sick at all after I ate it unless I actually thought about it, but that's kinda weird cause my stomach is sometimes a weak and pathetic little brat

17 and 14.
17 thinks it should be 1 4 1, 14 thought 2 2 2.

The main reason? No one wants grouped with Spatula, one of the 15s.

well you can't exactly separate the two 15s into different age groups

And I mean, does it really matter? XD

but I still say 1 4 1

Do you have a dog or cat or disgusting younger brother or something you could feed it to next time?

3 cats and two younger brothers
but I'm not that kind of person

Add it to the list, Scar is a cat person.

heh

*vibes in we have 5 dogs*

OooooOo
dogs are nice though, we just don't have any

Vibes in 2 dogs and 2 cats

It does matter to us, but we're argumentative.

Scar in desk: This must have been anonymous.
Me:

heh...IT WAS THOUGH!
I just wanted to put something XD

And once again, I disagree with you. I'm a 2-2-2 believer.

Well you probably know other stuff I don't. It could depend on how each kid interacts with the other ones too I'd say

Ok, not probably, definitely

Desc*

You have mein attention.

Ok, so last night I was writing my essay while my parents watched a certain president's town hall. I decided I wanted something to eat so I went up to get cereal. I got it ready and all and noticed that there were like white chunks in it, so like any sane person would, I decided I should take a bite to see what was up. It tasted something like smarties or nerds or something, so it was pretty bad. BUT I decided I needed another taste just to be sure. It still tasted sour, so I had to go through some internal conflict real quick because I HATE wasting food, but I decided I had to dump it and thought nothing else of it. Anyway, later that night I went to get some milk to drink and noticed that it was clinging to the sides of the carton, so I looked at the date and it said September 27, which explains why it was so chunky and sour lol

Anyway, my speech was part about food and I hadn't really prepared anything so I decided to tell the story and it turned out nice

I had to write about that everyday for 3 weeks XD.

My dog ran away on his way into the vet. He bolted into the coyote infested forest.
We looked and waiting for 12 straight hours before the park closed.and my poor little guy was left in the rain in February.
My dad checked the park as soon as it opened. IT was too dark too see and the ground was slippery. He slip and fell and yelled out because as it turns out, he pulled his Achilles tendon apart.

Hearing him yell, my dog ran out of the forest, his poor feet cut up and bleeding, to help my Dad and see if he was okay.

Most precious thing I've ever met.

Ok yeah that's really cute

Wdym 5 or 6?
In age order? 6

huh, so why do you want 2-2-2 then?

Indeed. Its all blood and murder til Thanksgiving.
Thats just joking around, Mini turkeys and oddly comforting family trips.
Part of why we all love fall.

It just makes more sense to me.

if it makes more sense in the context of your family - that you obviously know way more about than me and are actually familiar with - then 2-2-2 is how you should see it

Thank you for your input.

lol, you're welcome

did I overcomplicate something incredibly simple? XD

And no comment on mini turkeys? Lol.

ok I guess I didn't think of it
why mini?

Ahem. And if they're 17,15,15,14,13 and 12?

Noted, and which ones were the two involved and over what exactly were they disagreeing upon?

17 definitely oldest
12 youngest since it just is
all the rest I'd have to say middle children lol

Dumb story.

First Thanksgiving in Hawaii, we can't find a turkey anywhere because there's nothing in the traffical islands.
So we bought chickens, made them into mini turkeys and started doing that every year. Stupid? Yes. Fun? Also yes.

But we're weird people. Lol remind me to tell you about Bonfire Chicken Bok Bok.

ugh, I feel like I'm like writing an analytical essay on everything now
I don't know if I like it or not

lol, I've never been one for turkey much. I like ham with cherry sauce
but that's a tradition, and traditions are fun, so if you like eating chicken and calling it turkey? Have fun with it XD

He asleep under my bed, as always.
But yeah, he is great.

(._. )🖋