Sotp

this hurts me

The holy hand grenade of Antioch

*the earth stops spinning*

*steals holy grenade*
*eats it*
*explodes in several different languages*

Plot Twist: I filled it up with bleach

y e y

Even better

I’m holding on

*lets go*

*wait wot were u letting go from*

Idk

daree

Wut

lol oki. and im supposed to tell my crush i like them, so, love u.

Ummmm
Like irl crush

i learned a few months ago never to have those. they end you up in a mental facility.

Ye
Same

Well good luck 🍀

And wdym supposed to

I just finished watching a movie to see this. Uhhhhhhh

it was a dare. and i dont have anyone irl that i have a crush on.

Me as a Terraria player:

hold up the what

i love playing Minecraft and Terraria

This is PhoenixSC

lol