What? No, i did NOT pour clorox in he's coffee

Me who doesn't have a dad: ok

bc hes an asshole

So am i the only one that has the best father?

apparently

lol I wish

You ok?

XDD

no

talk to me

I'll listen

lol im okay

XD

i just hope my dad dies

Well then

Really if you want to chat I'm here

ight

ty

Well

I is bored

Hbu

abt to go to slep

Join the club bro

shit dad gang

And then theres the league of no dads

i'm in that

Yes not having dads this is fine *sarcasm* (:

(Even my stepdad left when I was 7. *softly* I just want a dad I mean come on why me...)

ok
(i mean, my stepdad and my mom are always fighting, and i think he hates me)

Dads are assholes-

(*sadness noises irl*)

DON'T. GO. THERE.

(btw, i almost died this morning)

No shit

ah yes

We're the league of no dads

(*softly* I just want a dad...)

(i have a stepdad, he's never home tho. always at the store)
yes

...

(........ please no....)

DO. NOT.

(the only reason i woke up is because i couldn't breathe. tried blowing my nose, but i ran out of breath right away. fell back asleep, woke up yet again, due to not being able to breathe)

.....

(.............. oh no no no no no no no...)

i can barely breathe right now, actually

Stop stop stop please stop

Holy shit i'm out of tissues

I have literally nothing to say somebody please shoot me in the head

got more

lol is there a shit mom gang

i should be apart of that too

Lemme joinnnn

ight

yes.