SO NOBODY WANTS TO BUY QUIBI? I CAN THINK OF A COUPLE OF REASONS WHY. EITHER THEY'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS APP, OR NOBODY IN HIS RIGHT MIND WOULD PAY $5 A MONTH ($8/MO. WITHOUT ADS) TO SEE A BUNCH OF HAS-BEEN "CELEBRITIES" PERFORM REJECTED SNL SKITS WHEN THEY'VE GOT YOUTUBE AND ADBLOCKERS.