How to eat an Oreo

EATS THE WHOLE THING IN ONE BITE; SPLITS IN HALF THEN EATS IT; DUNKS IT IN MILK THEN EATS IT; SPLITS IN HALF AND THEN DUNKS IT; SPLITS IN HALF THEN LICKS IT THEN PUTS IT BACK TOGETHER THEN DUNKS IT; SPLITS IN HALF THEN LICKS IT THEN PUTS IT BACK TOGETHER THEN DUNKS IT BY STABBING A FORK IN THE THE CREAM; JUST EATS IT BUT YOUR TEETH ARE MADE OF FORKS AND YOUR SPIT IS MILK