Bill Wurtz Violence

*Brings in the cocktail and beers*
🍸🍹🍻🍺

OMG TRAIN
HSP-46 #20?? HEADING OUTBOUND

Do you wants drincc

yes

*hands you a drincc* I can hear the train idling lol
The station is at least 5 miles away

give me another

*gives you another drincc*

another ples

oh god

*hands you one* huh we're out
Guess I'm going to need to drive to the store
I'm not drive I can drunk
*Gets in a white van* *attempts to put the key in the cupholder*

i'll help you with that *starts up car*

They're in the car somewhere

theyre in here m8
* gets outa the van drunkly*

*takes all of them out of the car* *chugs them all down* *faints*

O YEY *drives off*

do you have the drinks?

MY BEER WAS IN THERE

I'M ALREADY PASSED OUT YAYAYAY

NO
DONT LEAVE MEH
* chugs down a whole vodka *

um
m8
u all right

*sips beer*

*wakes up* i have to go *gets in helicopter*

oh no

Marie45922 had a little lamb...HAD

*crashes helicopter into the party*

NU

DONT

* dies*

oof im back my dog had just ran off
🤣🤣

Yes

give me some

no

yalls dronk

oh no, train let me do it
* jumps on top of van*

CAN I HELP HIM

NO

* is ded*

LETS SEE IF WE CAN BREAK SPEED RECORDS *steps on the gas*

OH GOD

* grips the beer in her hand*

NU

*almost hits a pedestrian*

TRAIN
NO

I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM *swerves*

TRAIN LEMME DRIVE
* grabs steering wheel and hits a old lady*

OH SHIT

*s w e r v e*

*grabs the steering wheel back from you* NU MY VAN *slams on the brakes* WERE HERE

* flies forward and gets a bloody nose *

BLOODY HELL M8
lets get some beer, how about coors

YAY WE'RE BACK
*walccs inside*

*stirs weakly on the floor*

GET UP M8
ASDF IS ABOUTA DESTROY AMERICA

SURE
I'LL STAY HERE WITH THE CAR

OK

* goes into the store*

* comes out with 8 32 packs of miller light beer and 10 gallons of vodka*

Too late

u stole mah beer bush

*hits left leg on the steering wheel* oh well I guess I won't use the brake, it's not like I'm taking my driving test. Buckle up

oh god

* buckles seatbelt intensly*

are u getting drunk

?

I AM

oh god

welp

am i allowed in dis party

Hell yes

*hands you one*

YAY

YEAA

give me a margarita