Anyone else make crappy jokes occasionally?

Anyone else make crappy jokes occasionally? |  Nobody:
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0 ups, 2w,
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well, ur parents obviously made a crappy joke.
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0 ups, 2w,
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stfu
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0 ups, 2w,
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is that a hit nerve i hear?
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0 ups, 2w,
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you are a nerve
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0 ups, 2w,
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well, yes, i do hv alot of nerve.
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0 ups, 2w,
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eah, shitty nerves that need to be flushed down the toilet
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0 ups, 2w,
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yeah*
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0 ups, 2w,
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i dont think u can flush nerves let alone even hold them.
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0 ups, 2w,
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no, but i can flush you down the toilet
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0 ups, 2w
yea.
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0 ups, 2w,
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well no shit, theres no way to actually kill you *punches your throat in*
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0 ups, 2w
im fine
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0 ups, 2w,
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yeah, me neither. Should i ask dad?
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0 ups, 2w
yeah
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0 ups, 2w,
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*kicks your nuts in* not.
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0 ups, 2w
*falls in the floor in pain*
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0 ups, 2w,
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ugh, this is a waste of my time
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0 ups, 2w
just like you
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0 ups, 2w,
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so you think that you can flush my head in the toilet and get away with it? *punches you in the gut hard*
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0 ups, 2w
*crumbles up in pain*
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0 ups, 2w,
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*shakes my head out of annoyance* so, if i say sorry, right now, will you chill out?
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0 ups, 2w
there is a high chance, yes
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0 ups, 2w,
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*puts my fingers in that space between your ribs and pulls a rib out*
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0 ups, 2w
*knees you in your crotch hard*
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0 ups, 2w,
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*takes it out* *throws it back at you impaling your neck*
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0 ups, 2w
*catches it midair* you thought
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0 ups, 2w,
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u aint never gonna b able to do that. You said u hate pain, so dont do anything that'll make me hurt u bad.
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0 ups, 2w
*kicks you in your crotch as hard as i can*
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0 ups, 2w
no you.
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0 ups, 2w
k.
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0 ups, 2w,
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fine dont *kicks your spine* *leaves the room*
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0 ups, 2w
*takes out knife and throws it, impaling your leg*
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0 ups, 2w,
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*punches your mouth* apologize.
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0 ups, 2w
no...
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0 ups, 2w
Folding was never an option
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0 ups, 2w,
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ok, i'm very sorry i made you cough up blood, i wont do it again. Sorry.
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0 ups, 2w
apology accepted
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0 ups, 2w,
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0 ups, 2w
*knees you in your crotch* (i have heard it hurts for a girl to be kneed in the crotch too)
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0 ups, 2w,
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what you gonna do now?
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0 ups, 2w
this... *stands up*
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0 ups, 2w,
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k i asked dad, but there's a high chance he's offline.
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0 ups, 2w
alright
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0 ups, 2w,
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*buckles my knees together and blocks your knee* *kicks you so you get away*
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0 ups, 2w
*takes out throwing knife*

*spins it on fingers then throws it at your crotch*
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0 ups, 2w,
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*blocks your knee* *yanks your leg forwards making you fall* *stomps on your gut*
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0 ups, 2w
ow
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0 ups, 2w,
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ok thank you.
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0 ups, 2w
you're welcome, seen mom lately?
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0 ups, 2w,
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but we both know u dont hv the guts 2 do it.
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0 ups, 2w
*knocks you out*

*drags you into the bathroom and shoves your head in the toilet*

*flushes you in the toilet*
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0 ups, 2w,
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*pulls the knife out* *pushes it back in but in your chest* challenge me again you dick.
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0 ups, 2w
im still alive
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0 ups, 2w,
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u hv school today?
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0 ups, 2w
yes
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0 ups, 2w,
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*punches your jaw so it can dislocate* wht u just call me on insta?
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0 ups, 2w
*dodges and slaps you facing backwards*
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0 ups, 2w,
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*hisses out in pain* *slaps you* (yeah, but it doesnt hurt as much compared to a boy)
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0 ups, 2w
(hehehe)

revenge!

*takes off running out the bathroom*
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0 ups, 2w,
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*backs away* ok...
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0 ups, 2w
im gonna make you pay for this...
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0 ups, 2w,
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yeah like hell you are.
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0 ups, 2w
you just wait...
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0 ups, 2w,
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no, nor rly. y?
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0 ups, 2w
idk, i havent seen her lately
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0 ups, 2w,
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cool.
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0 ups, 2w
yep
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0 ups, 2w,
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say *punches your gut* you're *punch* sorry *punch*
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0 ups, 2w
*throws up blood*

n-never
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0 ups, 2w,
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OK, OK im sorry.
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0 ups, 2w
good *lets you go*
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0 ups, 2w,
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*stabs my knife hilt deep into your stomach* *breaks your nose*
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0 ups, 2w
ouch, why you gotta be so rough?
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0 ups, 2w,
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ok what ever bro.
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0 ups, 2w
im gonna kill you
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0 ups, 2w,
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*gets out of the way* *gets my own knife out* i thought i apologized?
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0 ups, 2w
no you didnt
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0 ups, 2w,
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*runs after you* *pulls the back of your shirt* just where do you think your going?
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0 ups, 2w
*locks knees together blocking any kicks to the crotch*

away from you
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