Anyone else make crappy jokes occasionally?

well, ur parents obviously made a crappy joke.

stfu

is that a hit nerve i hear?

you are a nerve

well, yes, i do hv alot of nerve.

eah, shitty nerves that need to be flushed down the toilet

yeah*

i dont think u can flush nerves let alone even hold them.

no, but i can flush you down the toilet

yea.

well no shit, theres no way to actually kill you *punches your throat in*

im fine

yeah, me neither. Should i ask dad?

yeah

*kicks your nuts in* not.

*falls in the floor in pain*

ugh, this is a waste of my time

just like you

so you think that you can flush my head in the toilet and get away with it? *punches you in the gut hard*

*crumbles up in pain*

*shakes my head out of annoyance* so, if i say sorry, right now, will you chill out?

there is a high chance, yes

*puts my fingers in that space between your ribs and pulls a rib out*

*knees you in your crotch hard*

*takes it out* *throws it back at you impaling your neck*

*catches it midair* you thought

u aint never gonna b able to do that. You said u hate pain, so dont do anything that'll make me hurt u bad.

*kicks you in your crotch as hard as i can*

no you.

k.

fine dont *kicks your spine* *leaves the room*

*takes out knife and throws it, impaling your leg*

*punches your mouth* apologize.

no...

Folding was never an option

ok, i'm very sorry i made you cough up blood, i wont do it again. Sorry.

apology accepted

*knees you in your crotch* (i have heard it hurts for a girl to be kneed in the crotch too)

what you gonna do now?

this... *stands up*

k i asked dad, but there's a high chance he's offline.

alright

*buckles my knees together and blocks your knee* *kicks you so you get away*

*takes out throwing knife*

*spins it on fingers then throws it at your crotch*

*blocks your knee* *yanks your leg forwards making you fall* *stomps on your gut*

ow

ok thank you.

you're welcome, seen mom lately?

but we both know u dont hv the guts 2 do it.

*knocks you out*

*drags you into the bathroom and shoves your head in the toilet*

*flushes you in the toilet*

*pulls the knife out* *pushes it back in but in your chest* challenge me again you dick.

im still alive

u hv school today?

yes

*punches your jaw so it can dislocate* wht u just call me on insta?

*dodges and slaps you facing backwards*

*hisses out in pain* *slaps you* (yeah, but it doesnt hurt as much compared to a boy)

(hehehe)

revenge!

*takes off running out the bathroom*

*backs away* ok...

im gonna make you pay for this...

yeah like hell you are.

you just wait...

no, nor rly. y?

idk, i havent seen her lately

cool.

yep

say *punches your gut* you're *punch* sorry *punch*

*throws up blood*

n-never

OK, OK im sorry.

good *lets you go*

*stabs my knife hilt deep into your stomach* *breaks your nose*

ouch, why you gotta be so rough?

ok what ever bro.

im gonna kill you

*gets out of the way* *gets my own knife out* i thought i apologized?

no you didnt

*runs after you* *pulls the back of your shirt* just where do you think your going?

*locks knees together blocking any kicks to the crotch*

away from you