Bts rp No nsfw

bet

Helo

Me: BOI I said DONT eat everything!!

Me: *takes everything* I know *naruto runs away*

Me: *sigh* Now we gotta go back to the store...

Me: *eats*

J-hope: lol

Me: *smiles still eating*

Me: I’ll be back I guess...

Me: Oki

*J-hope and I go BACK to the store*

Me: *looks at Suga*

Me: First or all, you’ll probably throw up...second of all...I’ll get another and then you can’t have any of it

Me: I won't throw up and at least I got two for myself

Me: Just don’t...

Me: Fine. Can I eat cupcakes then?

Me: Boi

Me: Fine I won't eat

Me: We have other snaccs

Me: Where are they?

Me: *points at a cabinet* don’t eat everything...

Me: *naruto runs to the cabinet* Ight time to take everything and eat it

Hai

What kind of BTS rp is this one?

Anything

Oki Jimin's birthday then

Oki

Me: *casually eating Jimin's cake*

Me: You gotta wait!!

Me: But I can't wait!

Me: *sighs* Fine...I’ll go get another....Suga-hyung!
Suga: What?
Me: Can you take me to the store, we gotta get Jimin another cake!
Suga: Tell JungKook to take you!!

Me: *goes back to eating the cake*

Me: *sighs* JungKook is the one who’s gonna be distracting Jimin while we decorate and stuff!
J-hope: I’ll take you *smiles*
Me: Oki

My mind: I got Jimin the best present. I got him his jams

Me: *looks at Suga* Make sure Kitty doesn’t eat everything!
Suga: -Ight...
*J-hope and I would go to the store*

Me: I'm not gonna eat everything. Only most of it

Suga: XD
*after about 20-30 minutes J-hope and I return*

*I have eaten the entire cake and some other food*
Me: Ight I'm full

Me: *carrying another cake* Jeez child *giggles*

Me: I have no regrets on eating all this stuff right now

J-hope: lol
Me: Don’t eat this cake, it’s for later!

Me: And what if I do eat it

Jimin: Lol

Me: *looks at JungKook* Will you help me carry the cake?
JungKook: Ye

Me: *waits*

*We go to get le cake and then come back with it between us*

Me: *looks at le cake*

*JungKook would light the candles*
All of us except Jimin: *sings happy birthday*

Me: *sings happy birthday with voice crack*

Me, V and JungKook: *add “hyung” at the end*
Jimin: *smiles and blows out le candles*

Me: *smol klap*

Me: oh god...

Me: *gets up with a bloody nose and does that weird thing Denki does when he uses his quirk*
Nabiel, Chloe and James: *wheeze*
Mia: *plays the Wii theme song on her phone*

Me: *bites my lip so I don't laugh*
Charlie: *wheeze*

Nabiel, Chloe and James: *wheeze intensifies*
Me: *embarrassed af*

Me: *wheeze*

Me: *stops* Ight I'm not doing that ever again
James: Like were not gonna make you do that everyday
Me: Bitch I have a bat

Me: lol

James: I could easily steal it from you
Me: ;-;

Me: lol

James: So if you don't do what we tell you to we'll beat you up with your own bat
Me: Fine, bitch

*Im singing loudly, and everyone can hear*
Jimin: XD

Me: She sounds amazing when she sings meanwhile I sound like the person singing the bob the builder theme song on earrape

Jimin: You’re good too!!

Me: I'm not

Jimin: Yes you are

Me: No I'm not

Jimin: *doubt*

Me: I swear to god I'm the worst singer in the entire world

Jimin: *visible doubt*

Me: Boi I'll prove that I'm the worst singer ever

Me: lol oki

Me: *pulls out my phone and naruto runs out the door*

Me: *follows*

Me: *recording while naruto running down the street*

Me: *giggling and naruto running down the street*

Me: *naruto run* I aM sPeEd

Me: *laughs*

Me: *naurto runs to the park*

Me: *follows*

Me: *climbs up a slide and t-poses*

Me: lol t h i c c

Me: Yesh *comes back with thicc knife*

Me: XD

Me: *hands le knife to Jimin*

*Jimin would cut le cake and give everyone a piece*

Me: *shoves le piece of cake in meh mouth*

Me: lol

Me: Indeed

Jimin: Can I haz droncc?
Me: *giggles* Maybeeee

Me: lol

Me: *smirks*

James: *rolls his eyes and glares at the girl again*
Girl: *flinches*

Me: *steps towards the girl*

Girl: *flinches again*

Me: Why don't ya run, while you still have the chance?

Girl: P-perhaps I w-will

Me: -_-

James: *puts the lighter closer to her* Ight then do you want to get burned?
Girl: O-O N-no
James: Then why don't you run before I chase you and burn your skin off child

Me: *smirk*

Girl: O-o *naruto runs away*
James: *laughs*

Me: Boi lol

Me: What I like pizza

Me: XD

Me: Now I shove more pizza in my mouth

Me: lol

Me: *shoves more in*

Me: *laughs*

Me: *smol smile*

Me: :3

Me: UwU

Me: I'd like to see you try, half and half bastard

James: *turns on the lighter and puts it near you so he doesn't really burn you*
Girl: O-O

Me: *acts like it hurts*
Charlie: *looks at the girl* *wheeze*

James: Feel like calling me half and half bastard again?
Girl: ;-;

Me: *smirk* Half and half bastard

James: *puts the lighter near you again*

Me: *acts like it hurts, even tho it doesn't*

James: *puts away the lighter*
Girl: ;-;

Jimin: *looks at me* Baku-bro! You okay?
Me: Yea, I'm fine...shitty hair

Me: *tries hard not to laugh*

Me: *giggles*

Me: *keeps rolling* Ight time to roll onto the streets

Me: Boi

Me: *rolls over to the streets*

Me: XD

Me: Imma roll to Mcdonalds cause I'm to lazy to walk *rolls down the sidewalk*

Me: lol

*halfway to Mcdonalds*
Me: Ow, ow, ow

Jimin: boi

Me: *keeps rolling to get there*

Me: *laughing*

Me: *roll*

Me: XDD

Me: *roll roll roll*

Me: lol

Me: Indeed

Me: ye

Me: *roll*

Me: XD

Me: *more roll*

Me: lol

Me: Indeed

Me: ye

Me: Ight imma go T-pose over le children at the park. Who wants to come?

Me: MEEEEEEE

Me: XD Anyone else wanna come?

Jimin and JungKook: We will lol

Me: Lol yey *naruto runs down le street*

*We all follow*

Me: *stands on a swing and T-poses*

Me: Thanks...but I’m bad

Me: No your not

Me: Yes I am

Me: No

Me: Yessss

Me: Nuuuuuuu

Me: Yesh

Me: Nu

Me: Yes

Me: Nu

Suga: *small smile*

Me: *smiles*

Me: *sings the song I wrote, seeing how it sounds*

Me: *plays*

Me: *sighs*

Me: *put the nintendo down*

Me: *comes back inside*

Me: *looks at you*

Me: *small smile*

Me: *smiles*

Jimin: *cute mochi* Please~?
Me: o mai heartuu, yes yes you can

Me: *kind of wants more cake*

Jimin: Yey

Me: Lol

*Jimin would get his drink*
Me: indeed

Me: Can I have more cake?

Jimin: Smol piece

Me: Nu. Thicc piece

Jimin: Nu

Me: Please

JiKook: *flirt 1000*
Me: O mai heartuu...

Me: *eat 1000*

Jin: *telling jokes*
Me: *wheeze*

Me: *feels sick*

Me and Jin: *dying laughing*

Me: *continues to eat even tho ima through up*

Suga: It’s not that funny!
Me: Yes it is

Me: *eat*

Suga: No it’s not
Me: lol yes it is

Me: *comes out of my room*

Me: boi *lights one of mine and touches James with it*

James: *touches you with his*

Me: BOI

James: lol

Me: I should blast your ass all the way to hell

James: *smirks* I'd like to see you try

Me: Boi

James: .

Me: I should slap you

James: It wouldn't effect me much

Me: Sheeee toooook my gauntleeetttttt

Me: *looks at Charlie*

Charlie: *giggling, holding one of my gauntlets*
Me: Givveeeeeeeeee it backkkkkkkk raccooon eyes

Me: *naruto runs at Charlie*

Charlie: o-o *Throws the gauntlet to me*
Me: *catches it*

Me: lol

Me: Damn raccoon eyes...*puts the gauntlet back on*

Me: *lol intensifies*
*a few minutes later Sophia back as Deku, James as Todoroki, Nabiel as Tsuyu, Mia as Ochako, and Chloe as Iida*

Me: *glances at them* yeyeeye

James: Honestly, I look the best out of all of you
Me: *lightly punches him* Yeah right

Me: lol

Me: Indeeed

Me: Yeeeee

Me: XD

Me: lol

Me: Indeed

Me: ye

Me: lol *lays on the ground*

Me: Idk why, but I wanna sing...
Jimin: Dew it~

Me: I kind of always want to sing for no reason lol

(Time skip?)

(Sure)

*next day*

Me: *wakes up on the floor*

Me: *still asleep*

Me: Must've rolled onto the floor in mah sleep

Me: *wakes up*

Me: *sits up and sings to myself*

Me: ._.

Me: *still doesn't realize your awake and continues to sing*

*Charlie would help you up*
Me: Boi

Me: Thanks...
James: What?

Charlie: Np
Me: *climbs up the slide* How bout I push you down?

James: How bout I hit you with the bat?

Me: How bout I blast your ass all the way to hell?
Charlie: Damn, she's exactly like Bakugou

James: How bout I burn your ass?

Me: I'd like to see you try *smirk* Half and Half bastard

James: Ight *naruto runs down the street and comes back with a candle lighter*

Me: Oh shit, I thought you were joking...*wheeze*

James: If you try to push me down the slide I'll burn you with this angry pomeranian

Me: *hugs Jimin* Luv you Jimin hyung~
Jimin: *hugs me back* Luv you too~
JungKook: O mai heartuu

Me: *having an even bigger kawaii overload*

JungKook: *teases Jimin and I for being short*
Me: *giggles*
Jimin: *sticks his tounge out at JungKook*

Me: lol

Me: *stands on my tip toes* Now I’m just as tall as you JungKookie~
JungKook: You wish~

Me: *lol intensifies including depression that I'm shorter than all of ya'll*

Me: *goes back to standing flat* You’re also older than meh
JungKook: Lol so? Jimin’s older than me but I’m taller
Me: *eye roll*
Jimin: XD

Me: Lol

*Cake time*

Me: *goes to get a thicc knife*

Me: *runs into a store*

James: *pushes me off the slide*
Me: *lands on my face again*
James: Ight you have to act like an idiot
Me: Why am I even scared of you?
James: Cause I'm stronger than you

*Everyone be lookin at me*
Me: stop staring idiots!

Me: Fine idiot *gets up*
James: *walks back to ya'll*
Me: *follows acting like Denki after using his quirk*

Me: *grabs some sparklers and a lighter and throws money at a cashier and then runs out*

Me: Thinking: lol

Me: *pauses* Oi, raccoon eyes come here!
Charlie: *runs over*

Me: *stops doing the thing* *lol intensifies*

Me: help meh
Charlie: oki

Me: *watches*

(Oh hell no)
Me: boi

(Do you want to see it at your own risk?)
Me: lol

(Yes...)
Me: XD

(There it is...)
Me: *lol intensifies*

(OH MY GOD....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELPPPPP MEEEE)
Me: boi

(They ruined Mina the most)
Me: Wot

(Still, DISGUSTANG)
Me: Nothin lol

(Lol ikr)
Me: Boi lol

(Ye)
Me: XD

(At least they didn't ruin anyone else)
Me: Wait imma be back *naruto runs to a store*

Me: Yey

Me: *gets up*

Me: *chugs my tea* ight

Me: *chugs the rest of my soda*

Me: Now lets go

Me: Ight *walccs to find some children*

Me: *follows*

Me: *sees a little boy*

Me: Wot should we do?

Me: Trick the child, what else?

Me: :P
JungKook: lol

Me: *goes back to playing minecraft*

Me: Oppa~
JungKook: o.o

Me: *plays*

Me: *smirks*
JungKook: D-don’t call me that...

Me: *play*

Me: *giggles*

Me: *messes up on the jams* Shit

Me: XD

Me: Who wants to help me make Jimin's jams in minecraft?

Me: *smiles*
Jimin: Beautiful~

Me: *more klap*

Me: *shy*

Me: *smiles*

*The truth untold would play next*
Me: Oh, mai heartuu...

Me: *starts singing for no reason*

*everyone starts singing*

Me: *sings*

*Singing intensifies*

Me: *singing intensifies even more*

Me: XD

Me: Want one?

Me: Nu

Me: Suit yourself *shoves le thicc cheeseburger in my mouth*

Me: XDDD

Me: *eats*

Me: *swing 10000*

Me: Ight now I'm full

Me: O oki lol

Me: *smol giggle*

Me: Oi, Half and half, what should we do with this one?

James: *smirks and brings out his lighter* How bout we burn the kid?
Girl: O-O

Me: *smirks and nods*

James: *walks closer to the girl* Want some advice little girl?
Girl: W-what is i-it?

Me: ...

James: Get the f**k out of here before a burn you
Girl: ;-;

Me: Idiot

James: *turns the lighter on*
Girl: O-o

Me: Damn idiot...

James: *looks at you*

Girl: *fangirling intensifies*
Me: tf

Me: ...

Girl: *looks at everyone* o-o
Me: *tf intensifies*

James: *looks at her*
Me: *... intensifies*

Charlie: uwu
Girl: O mai god....

Me: Lol

Girl: XD

Me: *giggles*

Girl: UwU

Me: OwO

Me: *voice crack* o//o

Me: *giggles*

Me: *shy*

Me: *looks at you and smiles*

Me: *giggle*

Me: *also giggles*

Me: Stupid voice cracks....

Me: lol

Me: Indeed

Me: *lays on the ground*

Me: O lord lol

Me: It's amazing what I can do with money

Me: lol

Me: Indeed

*JungKook still has the rabbit*

Me: *looks at Jungkook and le rabbit and smiles*

JungKook: UwU

Me: :3

JungKook: *pets le floofy rabbit*

Me: *goes inside and comes out with a cake*

Girl: *nods*

Me: *smirks*
James: *glares at me*

Girl: lol
Me: Damn half and half bastard

James: *glares at you*

Me: *smirk*

Me: Well Todoroki, use your quirk
James: Fine idiot *brings it out and burns himself with it*

Girl: o-o
Me: *tries not to smile*

James: Damn idiots *puts the lighter away*
Me: *smirks*

Me: *smirks*
Girl: wow

James: *looks at the girl* Do you want to see Bakugou and Denki use their quirks?

Me: I’ve been through a lot worse than a slap so...

James: *still shook*

Me: *wheeze*

Me: Lol Todoroki be s h o o k
James: Shut up

Me: Icy hot be s h o o k
Charlie: XD

Me: XD
James: *still shook* Shut up

Me: No you

James: Boi

Me: XD

James: ...

Me: *silent*

Me: ...
Girl: ;-;

Me: *eye roll* *glares at the girl*

Girl: *flinches*

Me: I’m gonna give you the same advice I gave the last one, run.

Girl: I ain't running

Me: *looks at you* this idiot’s dumber than you

Me: Ye *glares at the girl*
Girl: *steals mah bat and your gauntlets and runs*

Me: *naruto runs in front of her* listen here you little shit, STOP TAKING OUR STUFF! *snatches the gauntlets and bat out of her hands*

Girl: ;-;

Me: letssss goooo

Me: Ye *gets up*

Me: *gets up* lol I bet they’re still at the park

Me: They probably are

Me: XD

Me: *naruto runs to le park*

Me: *follows*
*Jimin and JungKook be flirting on a bench*

Me: *watches them flirt*

Me: *giggles*

Me: *watch*

Me: *looks at you* *whispers* these don’t actually do anything...

Me: *whispers* I know that. This kid is smort
Girl: *steals le gauntlets*

Me: BOI *grabs the girl my the arms* GIVE THEM BACK, OR ILL...*glances at JungKook and Jimin* ILL..SLAP YOU

Girl: O-O
Me: Angry pomeranian

Me: *looks at you* Shut up nerd!! *looks back at the girl* Give meh them, now

Me: See this is the second time you've let a kid steal your gauntlets
Girl: *holds the gauntlets tighter in her hands*

Me: *glares at you* Shut up *snatches the gauntlets out of the girls hands*

Girl: Nuuuu

Me: *glares at the girl and puts the gauntlets back on*

Girl: *flinches*
Me: *walks up to her with the bat*

Me: *smirk*

Girl: ...

Me: *looks at you*

Me: *looking at the girl smirking a little*

Me: *smirk*

Me: Hey Kacchan, how should we trick this one?

Me: Nerd, you were supposed to figure it out!

Me: I thought you were supposed to figure it out

Me: No! Idiot!!

Me: Lol oki

Me: *naruto runs to KFC*

Me: *follows*

Me: *being a smol pikachu while ordering*
Worker: Thinking: Wtf child

Me: ...

Me: Do you want to order anything?

Me: Teeeaaaaaaaaaa

Worker: -Ight

(I love tea, lol)
Me: UwU

(Same but I love coffee and soda a little more lol)
Me: OwO

Me: lol

Me: Indeeeed

Me: XD

Me: UwU

Me: lol

Me: Indeed

Me: UwU

Me: OwO

Me: uwu

Me: Owo

Me: no
(Wanna do a Creepypasta rp?)

Me: ye
(sure)

https://imgflip.com/i/4j69py
Me: noo

Me: yee

Me: nu

Me: ye

Me: .-.

Me: boi

Me: *smirk*

Me: *light slap you*

Me: I will

Me: *hands you controllers and connects le nintendo to le Tv*

Me: Thancc

Me: Your welcome *starts redoing Jimin's jams*

Me: *helps*

Me: *makes le jams*

Me: *halp 100*

Me: *makes it 100*

Me: *halpppp*

Me: *brings out my phone and starts playing bob the builder theme song for no reason*

Me: *screech*

(My class is doing unholy screeching right now lol)
Me: Shoosh

(Lol)
Me: NOOO

(Time to join them)
Me: YES

(XD)
Me: NO

(Holy shit it sounds terrible)
Me: YES

(Lol)
Me: nu

(This is probably why they shut down chorus for my school)
Me: ye

(Lol oof)
Me: don’t make meh blow your ass all the way to hell

(Lol ye)
Me: Do it then

Me: *follows*
(Yey)

Worker: Hai may I take your order?
Me: Yes I'd like some chicken and a large soda *looks at you* What do you want?

Me: Spiccyyyyy chicken and teeeeaaaa plz

Me: XD
Worker: Ight-

Me: lol

*the worker comes back with spicy chicken, regular chicken, a large soda and some tea*
Worker: Ight that'll be $20
Me: *throws money at her*

Me: XD

Me: *takes the food* D e n k i L o v e s H i s C h i c k e n
People: Thinking: Wtf-

Me: *tryin to sound like bakugou* shut up nerd *tries not to giggle*

Me: *tries not to laugh* You like your chicken to Kacchan~

Me: ._.

Me: lol

Me: :3

Me: >:3

Me: lol

Me: Indeed

Me: ye

Me: yee

Me: yeee

Me: lol

Me: lol I don’t think Denki’s that aggressive...

Me: Lol

Me: Denki’s the chill one...XD

Me: *lol intensifies*

Me: indeed

Me: Do ya'll wanna help us trick more little kids?

*they both shake their heads no*
Jimin: You two are good enough at it

Me: Your doing it anyways. Imma be back *naruto runs down the street*

Jimin: O god...let’s go...
JungKook: XDD
Me: Lol we gonna have the whole bakusquad

*a few minutes later I come back with Kirishima and Sero costumes*

Me: Idek

Me: *gets up and naruto runs to Mcdonalds*

Me: *sigh*

Me: *runs inside and goes to the counter*
Random worker: Hello may I take your order?
Me: Yes give me a thicc cheeseburger

Me: *sits on a swing*

Worker: That'll be $10 miss
Me: *throws them 10 dollars*

Me: *swing swong*

Worker: *hands me a thicc cheeseburger*
Me: *grabs it and runs back to the park*

Me: *swing swong 100*

Me: They have a size thicc cheeseburger!

Me: *glances at you*

Me: *looks at you*

Me: *smirks and glares at the boy again*

Le boy: *flinches again*

Me: Scared much?

Me: *smirks and walks closer to the boy with my bat*
Le boy: *very scared*

Me: *steps towards the boy again*

Me: Here Kacchan *hands you the bat*
Le boy: *about to cry*

Me: *smirks and takes it**laughing internally*

Le boy: Y-your not g-gonna h-hurt me a-are y-you?

Suga: Oki, les go

Me: Oki *naruto runs out of the store and climbs into the car*

*Suga would bring the stuff out*

Me: *waits inside the car*

*Suga would put the stuff in the trunk and then get in*

Me: *on my phone doing random shit*

*Suga would drive bac to le house*

Me: *looks out le window*

*yall get there*

Me: *gets out of the car*

Me: lol

Me: Indeed

Me: XD

Me: Lol we should get the DekuSquad

Me: lol Idk enough people for that tho

Me: I could call some of my friends

Me: oki

Me: *brings out my phone and texts five friend to get there asses over here* Ight three of them said they'll only come if I falls off the slide onto my face and look like Denki after using his f**king quirk

Me: *wheeze*

Me: *texts them I'll do it if they get their asses over here now*

Me: XD

Me: What should we do now?

Me: *shrug*

Me: Imma just roll on the floor *starts rolling*

Me: *giggle*

Me: *roll*

Me: XDDD

Me: *rolls*

Me: *lol intensifies*

Me: *roll intensifies*

Suga: lol

Me: *tries pushing le cart but it fails*

Suga: need help?

Me: No *keeps trying to push it*

Suga: You sure?

Me: Yeah *keeps pushing it*
*it move like one centimeter*

Suga: lol

Me: I am very strong *continues to push it*

Suga: XD

*after a few minutes I get tired of trying to push the damn cart*
Me: Ight I need help

Hai, where’d we leave off?

Helo here is le link to the last comments uwu https://imgflip.com/i/4icc23?nerp=1603064774#com6506045

Thancc

Me: XD

Me: *stuff my face with cake* uwu

Me: lol

Me: Indeed

Me: XD

Me: *hands everyone some cake*

Everyone: *nom*

Me: *eats*

Me: *giggle*

Me: *eating intensifies*

Me: You sure about that!? *points at Jimin and JUngKook*
Jimin: 0///0

James: Yep I'm still sure

Me: BOI

James: *looks at me and smirks* Hey Kitty?
Me: What?
James: Why don't we go up the slide?
Me: No
James: Do you want to be hit with the bat?
Me: o-o

Me: XD

James: If you don't want to get hit get your ass up the slide
Me: *quickly goes up the slide*
James: *follows*
Mia: I think we all know whats gonna happen next

Me: lol

Me: *stands at the top*
James: *smirks and pushes me off the slide*
Me: *lands on my face*

Me: *glares at James*

James: *snickers at the top of the slide*
Mia: *plays coffin dance music on her phone*

*I call my fren*
Me: lol she said yes

Me: Yey!

Me: XD she said she’d be here in about like 30 minutes to an hour

Me: Ight then imma go roll so I can wait

Me: lol oki

*I climb up the slide but a kid is up there*
Kid: Hey your Denki!
Me: Ye now get the f**k off this slide

Me: lol time to troll some little kids. *walccs over to the slide* Child GET DOWN

Kid: And your Bakugou!
Me: Just get the f**k down so I can roll down this slide

Me: Yeah, now get the f**k off the slide, before I blast your ass all the way to hell

Kid: o-o *gets off the slide*

Me: *follows*

The people there: *wondering why we're dressed like Bakugou and Denki if it ain't halloween*

Me: *looks at you* *whispers* they think we’re crazy probably lol

Me: *still holding my bat* *whispers* If they call me an angry pomeranian then they'll end up like the girl at the park

Me: XD *whispers* I’m supposed to be the angry pomeranian

Me: *whispers* I know but it's mah nature to be an angry pomeranian

Me: XD

Me: Lol let's just go order something

Me: lol oki

Me: *naruto runs inside to order*
(I finally made the mha wallpaper stream UwU)

Jimin: :3
Me: *looks at Jimin and then at you**whispers* You sure?

Me: *whispers* Of course I'm sure!

Me: *sigh*

Me: ...

Me: *whispers* Fine, I’ll dew it

Me: *whispers* Yay!

Me: XD

Me: Lol

Me: Jimin, I have a song...
Jimin: ooooooo~