Hotel Room

*flops down on bed*

Babe can u spread this link imgflip.com/i/4j1ak7

Okay

Hey guys I just got some snacks and-OH MY ARE YOU WATCHING JOJO WITHOUT ME!?!?
Also I will leave you be if you need me to...

...I'm so sorry

It’s ok (hands over Pringles)

*devours them*

Glad you enjoyed them :)

Good to see that you're not dead after that indecent

:D

*pats*

Jojo time, or do you need more time with your boyfriend...

Yea, I need more time, but we can hang out later, okay Koichi?

K

*flops down on bed*

*sprints and slides past the door throwing all 15 incendiary grenades inside*

*grenades explode and catch the room on fire*

Why would you destroy the room you idiot

because i can

Don't you already have another ship?

Just leave ppl alone sometimes

. . .

What's the problem

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . .. . . . . . . .

It would be nice if you'd go be an idiot somewhere else

you're the idiot here

... and how

calm down jesus, its gonna be fine

I won't be fine, cause you'll still do this, NOTHING I DO stops you...

it will always be fine, besides this room was begging for it anyways, it sucked

*death glare*

*slaps you*

*summons stand* You're gonna regret that...

i bet i wont

I'll teleport your ass to the SOUTH POLE

im a Warlock too, i can teleport

Sure, but I can punch a the speed of light*does an uncomfertable looking pose and "Nom"s you into a pulp(Nom is my stand cry)*

*throws a handful of celestial fire inside catching you on fire*

*cries while curled up in a ball*

this room is now trashed

*whimpers*

*walks over and picks you up* *teleports out the room and sets you down*

*Still in a ball*

*dodges to the side*

*Phases your ass into the void*

well shit

You can escape

i can or cant?

Can't, go***amn my dumb spelling

sweet, well, im trapped as a slave i guess now

Not as a slave, I can let you out, but I won't

*tries to slap you*

Ha, sucker

yes really

Cool, I guess

now f**k you and your crappy vacuum *throws the vacuum with you inside it into the pit*

F**k...

*laughs*

...You

hahahaha *lays on back kicking at the air laughing*

*pulls out Ace and shoots you*

You're in a void, I'm not there, I'm still in reality

i can leave

Not until you promise you won't trash my rooms

never gonna happen, and can you put me on the ground and not floating?

Oh, sorry*turns on the gravity*

*falls toward the ground fast* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lol

im escaping this place through the Ascendant Plane... *drinks a Tincture Of Queensfoil*

I-I I wouldn't do that

*sleeps*

*walks around until a portal mixed with black and white colors appears*

*darkness oozes from the portal in every direction*

That's why

what? this is the portal to the ascendant realm, it sucks because i have to fight taken and do a lot of jumping from object to object of whatever the taken decided to make this Ascendant Plane of

I'm the only one who can let you out

*wakes up*

You're still in the void

You'll get used to it

i f**king hate this place *rolls over on back*

*hits the ground* im gonna f**king kill you when i get out of this place... *passes out*

No you ain't

get me the f**k out of here

Not until you promise, and I mean promise, to stop f**king my rooms

im not

Then you can't leave

ew, why would i f**k a room?

That's not what I meant, stop trashing my rooms

no, you're wrong, the ascendant plane connects everything and is a alternative route to escaping anything if there is a portal, and just so lucky there is one...that means that someone with the ability to manipulate the darkness has been here...hmm...maybe Savathun? but we killed him...

Dude, just stop trying

nope, never gonna happen *walks through the portal*

*darkness and dark shadows making it hard to see*

*dark grey lightning in the distance making it somewhat easy to see*

*sigh* fine, I'll let you out...

wait what? you will?

Yes, I will

*stupid ass self yelled into the darkness*

*watches as a few thousand taken appear out the darkness on cliffs all pointing rifles straight at me*

oh boy

*lets you out*

*falls onto the ground on hands and knees*

thank god

*stands up holding Ace in hand*

F**k...

Oh, okay

this is my ghost, they can revive there guardians as long as they are alive, which makes it hard to kill a guardian because there ghost is concealed, and yes the ghost is a living thing *ghost disappears*

K

sooo... *looks at the destroyed hotel* now what?

*resets*

because i can see that stuff

But how?

my tincture of queensfoil is still active i can see most things normal people cant right now

Oh, okay...

STOP IT

WHAT?!

drinking a tincture of queensfoil opens your mind to the secrets of the universe, its intresting

Sounds like drugs, ngl

kill me you pussy

*punches you into a pulp*

STOP RESETING, I FELT LIKE I WAS SOMETHING STANDING THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF DESTRUCTION

I'M JUST TRYING NOT TO GET FIRED!!!

*ducks every single punch*

NANI?!

lol, not even close

Really?

yes nani *raises Ace and shoots you in your chest*

I can't f**king die...

*teleports away and nukes the whole hotel a few million times*

*resetting like crazy*

but you can feel pain

AH F**K!!! GOD!!! WHY THE F**K*falls on to the floor*

*sucks you into a vacuum cleaner*

*nukes the hotel infinitely*

Well f**k

*blocks the airways to the vacuum so there is no escape*

now what f**ker?

Shooting...Star...*teleports out*

shit

Time to die, you f**ker

*spins Ace into holster*

AWWWW F**K

*sucks you into vacuum cleaner and takes your stand*

You can't take someone stand, it's a part of them, and HOW CAN YOU SEE MY STAND?! ONLY OTHER STAND USERS CAN SEE STANDS!!!

F**k you

*spins Ace into holster*

*looks at the burning ruins of your room*

well... *walks inside and grabs a pillow that hadnt burnt all the way*

here, its not a total waste

*hands it to you*

Good grief...*resets room*

what-

*throws a few million incendiary grenades inside and runs for my life*

*resets room*

*takes out a nuke and nukes everything even ourselves*

Well f**k...

well i guess we are dead?

Well you are

im not dead i just have to wait for...

*comes back to life*

MY Ghost: be lucky i was on vacation and realized you died

me: thanks Ghost

Me: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!

*rolls eyes*

us guardians have a Ghost, they can bring us back to life, and no i didnt mean YOU you are ot my ghost a ghost is different from a actual ghost

not*

That's just nonsense...