Pet the Sentient Fireball.

Wholesome : I want to pet him but im scared of burning myself-

Fury : Then don't do it.

Wholesome : BUT ITS SO CUTEEE

*pets it*

Fakie: sorry I’m too busy making the Blaze and Wave ship children

Melony: *having a mental breakdown*

Ezlo: *visibly scared*

Neo: W H A T -

Fakie is a shit head

She tried making the ship child between me and K.S but I beat the shit out of her

Neo: Idk why I’m so old yet I’ve hatched like.. months ago.

Bloo: wait how old are you?-

Neo: I’m 15, but I can change my age.

Orange: you still count as Bébé because you’ve hatched THIS YEAR.

Neo: JUST BECAUSE I’M BORN RECENTLY DOESN’T MEAN I AM STILL A F**KING CHILD-

Lux: language.

Neo: and I’m still wondering why I have 2 dads.

Lux: I can become a mom if you want. ;)

Bugs:*pets mucky In animatronic form as not to get burned*

(It’s actually a random fireball Lux created but okay-)

Bloo: e.

(Oh lol)
Bugs; he’s cute

Bloo: I guess he is.

Bugs: I’ve always wanted a pet, but I don’t know...

Bloo: wait I thought..

*Bloo gets reminded of that one time Thomas got the mind of a 4 year old.*

Bugs: thought what?

Bloo: remember when Thomas became a 4 year old and thought I was a pet cat?

Bugs: oh yeah... but you’re more then just a cat lol. Also... ever since I started rebelling against frigid, Ive been living on my own with Thomas. I wish I could find somewhere permanately to live...

Bloo: oh.

Bugs: I don’t know where he is half the time

Bloo: oof.

Bugs: yeah... and Thomas always wanders off anyway...

Fireball:wow, someone had became another me

Mucky: that ain’t me, I’m right here.

Sludger: not me either.

Bob: who is that?

Turk: basically one of Lux’s powers.. I guess.

Fireball:*looks suspicious* hmm, I don’t know. This ball doesn’t have a hat.

Turk: no- he can basically create sentient fireballs.

Mucky: he does have 2 balls he always carry around.

Turk: that’s... not really funny but okay.

Mucky: ;—;

Fireball:*silent* what the f**k?

Turk: still, those kinds of fireballs are basically homing missiles.. he does make non-sentient fireballs but uh-