Confession Bear

Ok, good news: My divorced dad finally was able to get a girlfriend!
Bad news: His new girlfriend is a f******g Karen! Homophobic and only social distances with her boyfriend's kids! (Me and my brother) I can't stand her. She is an idiot and my dad can't recognize it. I'm done. 😤

Oh no! I'm sorry

It will hopefully get better...

I hope so

Yeah I do, too. 😕

Here are some options for you:

1. Move out
2. Kill her
3. Convince your dad
4. Find away to change her
5. Go all out, Tell her about yourself, And if she doesn't agree, Tell her "Then go find another boyfriend"

I'll choose the 2nd option! 🤣

xD

Just in case that option didn't work, Maaaaaaybe try Op 5

Haha, ok!

Or option 3. Spy on her and get evidence. Have a camera on you at all times. You are a secret spy now.

(spy music plays) 😂

🤣

Haha, for sure!

good idea man

😂

yeah

YES PURGE THE KARENS!!!!!

DIE KARENS! 😂

YES!

DIE MY DAD'S UGLY KAREN HOMOPHOBE GIRLFRIEND THAT SMELLS LIKE FISH! 🤣

Everything about that statement is true. 😂

April uses roast Karen has fainted.

Haha, yes!

oml thats morbid hahahahahha

😈

teeheeeeeeeeeeee

Evilness runs through my veins.

wowwww

It is coursing through my veins. Fiery rage is seeping into my bones. Tonight I will plan the kill. 😂

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😅 The evilness is growing.

and then you actually kill her and we all are suspects hehe

Haha, yes. You *all* are suspects. No one is safe.

Why is it that the kids only notice it?

I'm not sure. 🤷‍♀️😕

because their brains are more curious allowing them to keep a closer eye on things, they also have a better memory so when they notice something it will be remembered and can be thought back on allowing them to see better details on what was happening

Lol

to be honest, I dont understand it at all-

I'm sorry, that sucks

It's ok.

Oh man...

Sorry for going on a bit of a rant...

It's ok. I've done it before. I hope things get better...

Thank you. 😢

I wish you and your brother the best of luck and that your dad gets a better girlfriend soon.

That means a lot to me. Thank you.

I hav an idea this may sound mean but pinpoint how she’s being homophobic then just reverses and do the same thing be heterophobic i guess then if ur dads like don’t do that just point out that she does the same thing to homosexuals

Ok, thanks. I'll try that.

Either way, If she really is what you say, It wont take long before she and your pops break up

Hopefully. She's an idiot.

She's not an idiot, She's a Karen

Oh wait, Nevermind, She's worst

She's a b***h! 😅

Nah, Bitch is just a female dog

Karen is a female poop!

Hahahahahahahaha, YES!