This is shit, you can’t change my mind.

Bugs: cute

Stickdanny:dear god!

Lux: wth.

V O R E

*and bugs has a gun again*

Bloo: NONONONONONONONO-

Bugs: life offers me nothing
*Thomas is hyperventilating*

*Sparky vores the gun because magic.*

*bugs pulls his hand away*
Bugs: ahhhhh
*he bangs his head on a rock*

*the rock gets deleted.*

Bugs; ahhhhhhhhhhhh
*punches himself in the face*

*he gets handcuffed.*

Sparky: n o .

*bugs tries to bite the handcuffs off but ends up just slumping down*
Bugs: I hate life

Sparky: well don’t even TRY because I don’t want to go through that again.

Bugs: every time I show up or do anything, someone or something is happening. How did you even eat hex that doesn’t make any sense. Ahhhhhhhh none of this should be physically possible!!!

Sparky: idk-

Bloo: I ate the moon once so it’s fine.

*bugs runs and jumps off a cliff*

*Sparky gets wings and catches him.*

Bugs: gosh darnit
*he just crosses his arms across his chest*

Sparky: again, I do not want to deal with Incredible Hulk shit ever a g a i n .

Bugs: my life is terrible

Sparky: it’s only terrible because you’re normal.

Lux: that doesn’t make any sense..

Bugs: you’re fine with seeing this crap? I’m 13 for crying out loud

Sparky: still if you die then my ass will try to be kicked-

Bugs: so that’s all you care about?

Sparky: ...I.. uh...

*he just goes onto his knees.*

Sparky: I don’t know...

*bugs sighs*
Bugs: I’m sorry. I know you’re not selfish or anything

Sparky: ...

Bugs: but can I get off these handcuffs now?

Sparky: sure..

*he removes them.*

*bugs hugs him*
Bugs: friends?

Sparky: 0^0

*he just hugs back.*

Bugs; *looks at thomas* I’m fine jeesh
*thomas stops hyperventilating*

Bloo: that was a close one.. I would’ve been running like Naruto all over again.

Bugs: I can be a bit of a drama king sometimes*giggles*

Bloo: I guess-

Elder: f**k I’m getting reminded of the fact that Bloo became a Pillar Man.

Bugs: but it’s still a little weird and uncomfortable when you’re thirteen. But then again I have been 13 for 32 years

Kobe: can relate.

Bugs: yeah. Thomas doesn’t help tho
*thomas is just looking at r34 again*

Elder: wtf.

Bugs: yeah...
Thomas: ooooo

Bloo: I’ve caught someone watching that shit before.

Albin: shush.

Bloo: why can’t you admit.

Bugs: thomas’ immature
Thomas: am I complaining about these idiots eating each other?
Bugs: no because you don’t care about them
Thomas: fair enough

Bloo: bruh.

Bugs: naw he cares
Thomas: as if
Bugs: you Doooooo
Thomas: do not
Bugs: dodododododo

Orange: wait wh-

Bugs: he probably cares bout you guys somewhere inside of him
Thomas: not a molecule of my body cares about them
Bugs: lies

Bugs: what did hex even do?!

Me: oh so you’re blaming me for the idea?
Bugs: who was that?
Me: shhhh I don’t exist
Bugs: ?

Bloo: inspiration at its finest.

Me: aaaa I shall not exist anymore.

*and then I fade away.*

Me: goodbye motherf**kers
*dissapears*
Bugs: wth just happened?

Sparky: idk.

Bugs: anyway...
Thomas: I’m sooooo bored
Bugs: ok?
Thomas: what can I doooooo?
Bugs:umm

Sparky: idk.

Thomas: ugggggg
Bugs: stop whining will you?
Thomas: but I’m soooooo bored
Bugs: shut up or else I’ll feed you to frigid

Thomas: I don’t feel like it....
Bugs: wow you disgust me sometimes
Thomas: real men do it
Bugs: bruh

Bloo: bro momento.

Thomas: there’s nothing to do around hereeeee
Bugs: omg does anyone have something that’ll shut him up?

Bugs: anything at all?

Sparky: no..?

Bugs: and now he’s gonna be acting like this for the rest of the day
*thomas is slumped on a couch*
Thomas: I’m sooooo bored

Turk: bruh.

Thomas: mep
Bugs: and then he starts making weird noises

Sparky: hmm... *random pixel noises intensifies*

Thomas: blerk
Bugs:*sighs*

Sparky: *bleep blorp*

Lux: why haven’t you taught me how to speak like that yet.

Thomas: shlog

Hex: wtf.

Thomas: schuli

Sparky: WOOOOO-

Thomas: shpek shpok

Lux: -__-“

Thomas: plip plop

Bloo: weewooooo.

Thomas: beruuu beruuu

*they're all making random noises.*

Bugs: oh god
Thomas: bereeee beep boop

Lux: ;—;

Thomas: merligashongo
(Check out my new icon:)

(Weee-)

Lux: aaaaa-

(I just drew some random fan art because I don’t know)
Thomas: slurp

Lux: Uh.. beep.

Thomas: bloop

Lux: WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY-

Thomas: hackuigo

Turk: bruh.

Thomas: akuniko?

Turk: I don’t understand you all.

Sparky: bloop.

Thomas: filp?

Orbit: uhm okay-

Bugs: I don’t know I’ve just never had a pet before

Orbit: oh.

Bugs; yeah... I’m surprised I haven’t been killed in like 4 months. It’s a good thing but I used to die all the time