My first depression edit! Not as good as Red_Riots, but I tried

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poor mineta...

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Hi

Mineta: *scrolls through the comments of his birthday video*

Lana: Mineta? *looks at his phone*
*the phone: "it's your birthday, so what?" "You don't even deserve one, you disgusting pervert, I'm only speaking the truth, trash-head" "Just go kill yourself, I'm 100% sure no one would care or miss you"

Mineta: *whispering* you know...maybe they're right...

Lana: ugh... *claps twice*

(Fact: to keep her from going psycho and killing everyone, she claps twice)

(Oki)

Jess: *sitting in her dorm, looking out the window*

Mineta: Lana... Do you think they're right?

Lana: nope, note even by the smallest cell in my being!

Mineta: I think they are... Lana, I love you, cousin... Tell Jess she was a great friend... *runs to the rooftop*

Lana: *banging on Jess's dorm, in worry* Jess! Help!

Jess: *opens the door* What!? *pauses* Wait, where's Mineta!?

*Just then, Izuku come in after being outside*

Izuku: GUYS, EMERGENCY, MINETA'S ON THE ROOFTOP!

*Jess would run to the rooftop*

Mineta: ...

Lana: Mineta please... Don't

Mineta: what? It's not like anyone would care if I die, I'm just a f***ed up lost cause...

*Jess's voice would crack and shake as she talks*

Jess: Mineta...I care!! You're not just a f**ked up lost cause...the people that say those things...don't know you like the rest of us

(One bus ride later)

Lana: *sleeping* are we here?

Izuku:*grabs her* come on!

Jess: *gets off the bus and waits outside, anxiously*

Bakugou: *holding a purple basketball* Anyone up for a ga-

Lana: eek! *slaps it away as her eyes glow pink*

Bakugou: hey, what was that for?

Lana: crap, I have PTSD, now

Jess: *looks at Bakugou* I'll come...but...get a different ball, please...

Lana: I should get going... *puts on jacket and grabs umbrella* Mr. Aizawa wants me to runs some errands for dinner tonight... Anyone wanna come?

Tsuyu: sure, I'll come, Ribbit
*they leave*

Jess: Kiri...do you think Mineta...will live?

Mineta: Lying won't make me feel better...I hope you all become great heroes...goodbye.. *he Jumps, Lana tried to grab his hand, but he let go...*
Izuku: Jess, grab Mr. Aizawa, quick!
Kirishima: *adds to izuku* And grab the principal if you can!

*Jess would run off to Mr. Aizawa's classroom*

*in Mineta hospital room*

Mineta: *opens his eyes weakly* ...you...came?

The doctor: I'm afraid he doesn't have time, he only has 48 hours to live...

Mineta: I know all of you will become amazing heroes... Thank you for being there for me... *falls asleep*

Lana: *smiles and pats his forehead* I love you too, cousin

*Jess's gaze drops to the floor*

Aizawa: *grading papers while Nezu pours some tea* Jess?

Nezu: Something wrong?

*tears start to rush down Jess's face*

Jess: M-mineta...*her voice stops*

Uraraka: is it just me, or is Lana acting crazier than a Cat in a room full of cucumbers?

Lana: yup... *eye twitch* Totally crazy. *slaps herself to snap out of it* okay, I'm good now

Jess: ...

Uraraka: *flies into the room, still in her pjs, since she was asleep* I heard screaming from outside, what happened?

Jess: M-mineta...jumped...*she'd run back out onto the rooftop*

Kirishima: *shrugs* let's just...be hopeful...

Jess: Yeah...*hugs Kirishima*

(Sorry my wifi was acting weird)

Lana: Izuku, stop screaming... *covers ears* Your tears are literally drenching me...

(Its okay..)

Jess: *pulls her hood over her face with one hand*

*everone goes to the training yard*

Aizawa: stand back! *everyone backs away from the body*

Lana: w-will he be okay?

Aizawa: I'm not sure, I hope so.. *calls an ambulance*

Nezu: Everyone, back inside, come on!

Iida: *walks inside* I tried to save him... But my stamina rapidly depleted...

Kirishima: it ain't your fault, bro!

Bakugou: those filthy, peanut-brained bastards... They're to blame...

Jess: *refuses to go back inside*

Aizawa: get in the bus, students.

Izuku: why

Aizawa: *raises eybrow* we're going to visit Mineta?

Izuku: oh, okay

Jess: oki...

Tsuyu: we're back!

Lana: well, now we know, when I see grapes now, my purple eyes glow pink...

Jess: *sigh*

Aizawa: Jess,please, let the teachers take care of this...

Kirishima: *grabs Jess's hand* come on...Jess *walks inside*

Jess: *follows, shakily*

Nezu: *through announcement speaker* Hello Students, please pardon this interruption. As you all heard, one of our students has jumped off the roof, in attempt of suicide, He is currently trying to recover, but we're not completely sure. But for now, there will be no classes this week until everyone is fine and well. Thank you for your time. *speaker ends*

Jess: *looks at Kirishima*

Hi, can we continue?

Maybe a little later I gotta print out something for school brb

Oki

Hi I'm here

Oki

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(Back at school)
Lana: I hope Mineta's okay...

Jess: Me too...

Lana: Hey, where did Denki go? *goes to Mineta's room, to find him sitting with a small daisy in his hand*

Denki: My best buddy's almost gone...

*Shadow would walk in and hug Denki*

present Mic: should I wear a blue tie or a red tie to the funeral?

Lana: *puts hand over his mouth* Don't even start...

Jess: 😣😣

*in office* Nezu: he WHAT?!

Aizawa: I'm afraid Mineta only has 9 hours to live...

Lana: HUH? You're joking right?

Jess: *eyes grow wide*

Aizawa: sort of... He has 48 hours...

Lana: In two days, my cousin will DIE?! No, no no no no no no *tears fall Down her face*

*Jess would sink down onto her knees and tears roll down her cheeks*

Izuku: *creates a shower of tears, which drenches bakugou*
Bakugou: Oh cry me a river, will ya?🙄

Jess: He kinda is...