Ok

When I found out that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating I was like....OMG!

Sadly, when I made this chemical joke, there was no reaction

A slight grin, but not a laugh

...

..

What do you call an acid thats mean?

A-mean-Oh-Acid

I don’t get it
I’m stupid

Its an acid...a mean acid

O

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are you a triple cardiac bypass?
Because you've stopped my heart.

Are you made of Lego?
Because I wanna build a family with you.

Are you a target, cuz I want to shoot you

Lol
Are you a pilot? Cuz I'll let you-

Okay, I'm out XD

(Stealing all my friends bad pickup lines lol)

Lol

Are you an orphanage? Because I wanna give you kids.

Are you a child, cuz I want to abandon you

Are you What's on TV?
Because I don't believe you.

Are you TikTok, cuz you’re trash

Are you Dema?
Because you can bet your ass I'm running from youm

Im out of ideas

I’ll give you a hint to what it has,

it has a tank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A46yuAtBh8

Lol

My name's Country Roads, now how bout I take you home?

Time to bring the cringy science jokes....watch this

I could tell you more science jokes, but all the good ones Argon

That’s a good one

I was reading a book about Helium and I couldn't put it down

Lol I’ve heard that before

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

But why, why would you do that

Hahaha

Are you still doing the trick thing, where we have to trick you

Yes I still am....but I havent been posting lately

Ok

What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?

“Oops!”

Lol

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

I dare you to look up the Despacito lyrics in English

Been there done that

Its cringy!

https://youtu.be/M2u20FQiYok

Omg
That was so funny in the stupidest ways possible

Ikr

Yea

XD

That first one had me dead idek why

Same

The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.

I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.

Now you’re just making Facebook mom jokes lol

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fssshh

Noice

Im not great at jokes...except for me, myself and I

Oo
Self insult
Those are rare

Well...I kinda am a joke to humans and myself

Not really