Ok

When I found out that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating I was like....OMG!

Sadly, when I made this chemical joke, there was no reaction

A slight grin, but not a laugh

...

..

What do you call an acid thats mean?

A-mean-Oh-Acid

I don’t get it
I’m stupid

Its an acid...a mean acid

O

Are you KFC?
Cuz you're finger lickin' good!

Lol
That’s a good one

Are you my Pinkie toe?
Cuz imma bang you on my coffee table tonight.

Lol

Are you the terms and conditions
Cuz I don’t give a fucc about you

Lol I love that one.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are you a triple cardiac bypass?
Because you've stopped my heart.

Are you made of Lego?
Because I wanna build a family with you.

Are you a target, cuz I want to shoot you

Lol
Are you a pilot? Cuz I'll let you-

Okay, I'm out XD

(Stealing all my friends bad pickup lines lol)

Lol

Are you an orphanage? Because I wanna give you kids.

Are you a child, cuz I want to abandon you

Are you What's on TV?
Because I don't believe you.

Are you TikTok, cuz you’re trash

Are you Dema?
Because you can bet your ass I'm running from youm

Im out of ideas

My name's Country Roads, now how bout I take you home?

Time to bring the cringy science jokes....watch this

Bruhhhhhhhhrfrrocnfnfjf
I can't even be funny so my chances are gone into thin air
T v T

Oof

OK K CANT MAKE A JOKE SO IM GONNA COMMIT SELF AIR MARS

Sounds fun to me

YES IT IS

y e y

*inhales the Mars air*

Does it taste good

It's tastes like death

Yum
*inhales*

Ah yes the taste of death

Yum
Ima go see what uranus taste like

Oh cool Uranus might be good

*inhales*
Taste like ass

https://i.imgflip.com/4hp1v1.gif

YES PLEASE

*hands you both*

y e
*inhales both*

*inhales le hand sanitizer*

Gimme some

*gives you some*

*inhales it*

gimme le cocc

thancc

now delete it

Mesa deletus it

thancc