Lol same

Me: *asleep*
Sis: *wakes me up* Are you asleep?
Me: No, I'm just practicing my death

Me: *panty raiding with the boys*

Me: *hide 100*

Me: O nu
Jess: o-o

Shadow: *smirk*
Blood: *takes shadow away* his time has come

Jess: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blood: it’s time for this monstrosity to go where he belongs
Shadow: the only reason I’m a monstrosity is-
Blood: *chops off his arm*

Jess: O-O stoppppppppppppppp pleaseeeeeeeeee

Blood: you can’t stop destiny

wOT

Bruh

Jess: Just stop

Blood: *sigh* mortals
Executioner: *teleports in front of shadow*

Jess: *begs*

Blood: there is nothing you can do

*Jess would make an ice blade to impale herself*
Jess: *glares at Blood, holding the ice blade*

Blood: *yeets it away*

Jess: Idiot *makes another* I can make as many as I need

Shadow: *bleeding intensely* please... don’t

Jess: *glares at Blood* Leave him alone, or I'll kill myself

Blood: *about to cut her when shadow stands in front of her and gets cut*

*Jess would teleport Shadow away right before he gets cut*

Blood: UGH! Well, for now I’ll take care of his blood brother
Adam: LET ME GO! *getting tortured*

Jess: Shit

Blood: *pouring acid down his throat*

*Toxin would start to cover Jess's hands*
Jess: Leave him alone...or I'll kill you!

Blood: you can’t kill a grim reaper *lets go of shadow* I’ll be after him later

Jess: *curses under her breath*

Shadow: *visibly dying*

*the toxin would dissapear*
Jess: *trys her best to heal Shadow*

Blood: *laughing* what I do is unreversable

Jess: *glares at Blood, and her eyes would turn red*

Shadow: don’t... *falls*

Jess: !

Shadow: *trying to stay alive*

Jess: *glares at Blood, hatred lighting her gaze*

Blood: *laughs* you can’t kill the grim reaper
Shadow: *he would kiss her*

Jess: *slight blush*

Blood: *still torchering adam*

*Jess would teleport Adam away, behind her*

Blood: *his intelligence is 95%* *he has a magic blocking field surrounding Adam being tortured*

Jess: fuccccck

Blood:?

Jess: Just leave them alone!!

Blood: fine T-T

Jess: UwU

Blood: I’ll come for them later *shoots adam with a silver bullet*

Jess: BOI

Adam: *falls down*

Jess: *sigh*

Adam: *gets up* silver.... *yells in extreme pain*

Jess: Shit...I don't think I can heal you...and I don't know anyone else with a healing quirk...SHIT

Adam: I’m fi— *collapses* I’m toootally not a werewolf

Jess: Nani?

Adam: *dying*

Jess: *panic 1000000*

Adam: I’m okay... just a little... weak

Jess: Boi, you're dyingggggg

Adam: am... not...

Jess: Boi

Adam: I’m not

Jess: -_-

Adam:?

Jess: You're dying

Adam: I’m fi— *collaspses*

Jess: Shitttttttt

Adam: am... I in heaven?
Shadow: *catches him flirting with his girlfriend*

Jess: *sigh*

Shadow: *yeets adam* F**KING STALKER!

Jess: O god

Shadow: *helps her up*

Jess: Thancc

Shadow: no probs, hop on *his motorcycle is playing fall out boy*

Jess: *hops on* uwu

Shadow: okay we are here, the restaurant I’m supposed to preform at

Jess: Oh oki

Shadow: *high fives with other dudes*

Jess: ...

Shadow: it’s the rest of the band, hey guys say hi to my date!
The drummer: it’s a honor
The bass player: he’s talked a lot about you
Shadow: -_-

Jess: *giggles* Hi

The drummer: hey
The bass: so, are we going to rehearse or...
Shadow: IN MY BOOK WE JUST ROCK THIS PLACE

Jess: XD

Shadow: LET’S GO BOIS!
Bass: HELL YEAH!
Drums: f**k rehearsals

Jess: O lord

Shadow: I uh, bought us a vip table when I’m done
Bass: we are in charge of the autographs

Jess: Y'all are a lot like our band at UA...*giggles*

Shadow: *chuckles* well, I guess you can sit front row while we set up

Jess: Oki

*they are done setting up and have preformed*
Shadow: another successful concert

Jess: Noice

Shadow: okay you guys go, me and Jess will do our thing

Jess: uwu

Shadow: UwU

Jess: OwO

Shadow: o3o

Jess: 0//0

Shadow: U3U

Jess: -3-

Shadow: o//o

Jess: *giggle*

Shadow: our food’s here

Jess: oo yey

Shadow: ye

Jess: *small smile*

Shadow: *blush*

Jess: o///o

Shadow: so what are you gonna be for Halloween?

Jess: Not sure yet...lol

Shadow: me neither

Jess: Oh oof

Shadow: we should go as des and Troy when you put us together we destroy *laughs at his own joke*

Jess: XD

Me: I’m going as a exorcist like always (he is a exorcist) *sees kid in demon costume* REEEEE *CHARGES AFTER THE KID*

Jess: Oh god...

Me: GIVE ME A MINUTE
shadow: XD

Jess: XD