I mean, when you think about it it makes sense for him to be caramel.

Swampa: with a name like that, youre bound to Be in trouble. Luckily frigid hates caramel

Sparky: good.

Lux: what about candy co-

Reddy: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THAT TALKING MUFFIN.

Swampa: I don’t know ask bugs. All I know is one time turquoise and I escaped from her by throwing caramel at her

Swampa; but I do know that she’s a monster. I assume that’s a known fact at this point...

Sparky: oh.

Swampa: what do you mean oh? You didn’t know she was a complete beast?

Sparky: the fact that she eats people seems normal.

Lux: NORMAL!?-

Swampa: oh wait I forgot that you’re mr eat my boyfriend because that’s a sign of affection

Bloo: same with Mucky.

Swampa: I live in a world surrounded by idiots
Turquoise: any of you touch my boyfriend and you’re heads gonna be on a spike
swamp: slow down tiger, I’m fine

Reddy: *pogger intensifies*

Swampa: yeah sorry about turqs, she’s just a little protective
Turquoise: and y’all are a bunch of creeps

alwayzbread:what’s this all about
Charlie: i think it’s a new kid on the block
alwayzbread: interesting, truly interesting
Astro: what are you gonna do now?
alwayzbread: nothing but observe this...specimen for now

i saw your yt vid on this and i was like
-inhale-
G I M M E

:3 cute

Wave: *staring at it*

Nova: no

Sparky: *shaking*

Caramel thing might wanna look out or he’ll become inside a Milky Way

*laughs in “I have a big a## mouth and I can swallow anything whole”*

*turquoise just starts swearing at him a ton*
Swampa: he’s not even threatening anyone for crying out loud

Sparky: 0__0

Swampa: we’ve been through some stuff and she feels super overprotective and just is suspicious of practically everyone
Sunset: hi sparky-
Turquoise: don’t talk to him
Swampa: as I was saying

Hex: =__=

Turquoise: and you! Oh wait I don’t know you very well

Hex: uuuhhh-

Swampa: ok turquoise, calm down. These guys are cool. Most of the time...
Turquoise: ...

Hex: *derp*

Turquoise: ok fine. I’m sorry
Swampa: there you go

Stickdanny:uh oh.. RUN CARAMEL DUDE RUN!