Tuxedo Winnie The Pooh

Not only does the word "avocado" come from the ancient Aztec word for "testicle," the word "guacamole" quite literally translates to "testicle sauce."

...

Nobody:
Mexican restaurants: would you like some testicle sauce, sir?

yesssirrrrrrr

You have to pay extra for testicle sauce

shit, how much?

4.20

B e t
*gives you $6.9*
There's your tip

*gives you the testicle sauce*

oof lol

*looks at plate*

What in the Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism-

There seems to be some foreskin in here!

I FORGOT THIS CONVO WHEN I SAW THIS NOTIF

OH GOD-

xDDDDD

we gonna continue or no?

That's what she said

xD

OMG THAT DUCK IS SO CUTE

xD

What in the Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism-

xDDDDD Feel free to use that

Don't ask about the foreskin thing ok...

bruh- xD WHAT XDDDDDDD

Wat ze fock

𝙄𝙩 𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙜𝙖𝙮 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙖 𝙗𝙤𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚-

Well shi-

*inhales it into my body*
*uses it for my nachos and tacos*
Delicious

Wtf?
XD