FREE! I HEART VENEZUELA; YOUR BUTT SMELLS LIKE MUTTON; THE PROBLEM WITH DEMOCRACY IS THAT AT ANY MOMENT THE HERD CAN STAMPEDE OFF A CLIFF TAKING THE WHOLE COUNTRY TO THE BOTTOM WITH THEM; AND; ELECT A FORMER BARTENDER THAT BELIEVES THAT VENEZUELA IS ABOUT TO TURN THE CORNER TOWARD PROSPERITY AND IS WINNING THE WAR ON GLOBAL WARMING; AND A CAREER COMMUNIST THAT HAS NEVER HAD A JOB THAT WAS NOT DEPENDENT ON THE GOVERNMENT FORCIBLY TAKING FROM OTHERS TO SUPPORT HIMSELF.