X, X Everywhere

lol *bring in murder chickens*

*summons Umbra to kill the chickens with her venom*

*drops a boulder on her head*

*flys out of the way*

you: *flys out of the way... into a volcano* volcano: *erupts*

*the volcano is actually a portal to the demon dimension and you think she's fleeing when she emerges from another portal behind you and bites you in the neck*

wut?!? *Turns out my blood is poisonous and since she bit me, she's DEAD!!!*

*jokes on you, Umbra's a demon and she's immune to fire-based attacks and poison!*

oh shit ): *eats Umbra*

Look at me now

*Umbra bites off your head*

but... she's in my stomach!!!

Umbra is poisonous so now you're dead

oh fuk *dead*