ONE TIME, I WAS RIDING MY BIKE IN THE WOODS A I STOPPED BY A CREEK TO PEE. I HEARD THIS VOICE SAY SOMETHING, I FORGET EXACTLY WHAT IT SAID BUT I LOOK UP AND THERES A BLACK GUY IN A BLACK HOODIE AND AND EYEPATCH STANDING BETWEEN THE TREES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CREEK. I SAID TO HIM “YOU BEING CREEPY ON PURPOSE?”. HE RESPONDED “YOU TAKING A PISS ON PURPOSE?”. I DIDN’T BOTHER TO HANG AROUND.