THE TRUMPTANIC APPEARS TO BE SINKING AFTER RAMMING INTO A REALITYBERG IN A THICK FOG OF DENIAL. THE CAPTAIN AND ALL THE CHIEF OFFICERS TOOK OFF THEIR LIFE JACKETS AND JUMPED INTO THE WATER IN AN EFFORT TO CONVINCE THE HAPLESS PASSENGERS THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR. THE DANCE BAND CONTINUES TO PLAY AND THE DECK CHAIRS HAVE BEEN REARRANGED BY ORDERS FROM THE BRIDGE... TO BE CONTINUED...