Can you take this meme to the next level?

NOT WATCHING THE DEBATES BECAUSE POLITICS IS BORING; WATCHING THE DEBATES AS YOUR ONLY SOURCE OF BALANCED POLITICAL INFORMATION; NOT WATCHING THE DEBATES BECAUSE YOU'VE INFORMED YOURSELF ABOUT BOTH CANDIDATES OTHERWISE; WATCHING THE DEBATES TO LEARN THEIR DEBATING TACTICS AND POLITICAL MANEUVERING SKILLS; NOT WATCHING THE DEBATES BECAUSE YOU'VE ALREADY WATCHED ENOUGH OF THE CANDIDATES TO PREDICT EVERY MOVE