2012-

That year when we all thought it was the End of the World and now we’re using it for a hashtag so some company can bring back some games to the App Store.

Zocket:Hey anime music

Sparky: what the hell..?

Fairytale theme intensifies

Thomas: It’s-beginning-to-hurt- ahahahhahaha
Bugs: *sad noises*

Bloo: bruh.

Thomas: why can’t I stop?! Hahahahahhahaha
*bugs just falls over and curls up into a ball*

Bloo: you did this to yourself Thomas.

Thomas: did what? Hahahahahhahaha sparky’s gonna die hahahahahaha it’s too funny!
*bugs is making quiet, squeaking noises*

Hex: -__- and so is Orange.

Elder: WAIT, ORANGE NO-

Thomas: pfffft they’re so dumb hahahahahaha
*bugs pushes himself as far into the corner as he can*

*Portal gets annoyed and creates a never ending loop for Thomas by pushing him inside a portal.*

Thomas: woahwoahwoahwoah infinite loop hahahahahahahahaha pffffft
Bugs: *unintelligible babbling*

Portal: bruh.

*bugs is laying face down on the concrete floor*

*a blue claw just pops out of Hex’s mouth

Thomas: hahaha- wait what?
*bugs doesn’t notice*

Bloo: holy-

Thomas: ew it’s coming back ewewewewew

Bloo: wtf.

Thomas: it’s the ugly, gay, retarded ice cube thing

Bloo: and I see Orange-

Thomas: ew ew ew gross omg get the dog food things away from me
*bugs’ ears perk up at the mention of orange and sparky*

Sparky: -__-

Thomas: ew ew ew get it away from me
*bugs turns around*
Bugs: sparky?

Sparky: yeah..?

Bugs: you’re back?!
Thomas: ew ew ew ew get it away

Sparky: I guess..

*thomas throws a rock at him*
Thomas: go to hell!
*bugs runs away crying*

Sparky: STFU.

Thomas: ew ugly awful monster!!!!
*keeps throwing pebbles*

*he eats the pebbles because idk he’s a weird piece of shit.*

Thomas: the f**k it eats rocks
*throws a bucket of dirt at him*

*Mucky just pops out of nowhere and eats one of the rocks and becomes a boulder.*

Thomas: we need to be a bit... BOULDER!
*throws a boulder that smashes mucky into pieces*

*and then he just turns into tiny sentient rocks.*

Sparky: wtf-

*thomas is chanting and holding a stick*
Thomas; ahsfekepcwao ohsha!
*he just throws the stick at sparky*

Thomas: hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!

*he breaks it in half.*

*thomas beats his chest*
Thomas: hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
*he pulls out a random swords and flings it at sparky*

*he grabs it.*

Sparky: wtf are you in? A cult?

Thomas: I am in an anti- ugly ice cube cult
*takes out a paid of nun-chucks and starts swinging them around*
Thomas: *strange noises* ow!
*he hits himself on the head and falls straight on his back, a bump forming on his head*
Thomas: iiiiiiiiiiiiyaiiyaiyya

Lux: 0__0

Sparky: oh my f**king god kids these days...

Thomas: that’s right I am a god kid
*he somehow has a lightsaber*

Lux: *slowly backing away*

*Sparky just pulls out 2 lightsabers.*

*thomas throws one at sparky’s chest, proceeding to unsheathe another one and slide past sparky, swiping at lux*

Sparky: *unfazed but pretends to be injured*

Lux: JEEZ.

*thomas kicks sparky in the face*
Thomas: ha!

Lux: where the hell are your manners kid?

Thomas: where the f**k are your manners? Doing “it” in front of an 11 and 13 y/o. And being gay in general deserves punishment

Orange: durr he’s probably still innocent-

Elder: shush.

Bloo: this is madness.

Lux: it’s not my fault that homosexuality exists.

*Thomas tries to stab lux*

Thomas: the f**k?
*stabs him again*

*thomas takes a few swipes*

Bloo: agh-

*thomas continues advancing on lux, swinging his blade*

Lux: Ō__Ō”

*thomas pulls the sword back and charges forward with it at lux*

*he just sighs*

*thomas stabs forward with all his strength*

*that noise causes Thomas to pull out a shotgun and shoot him 34 times in the face*

Lux: *derpy yet happy face*

*thomas pulls out a machine gun*
Thomas: eat hot bullets bastard

*he literally does that.*

Thomas: tf is wrong with you bith!
*he kicks lux in the face, pinning him to the ground and repetitively stomping on his face*

*he just bites his feet.*

Thomas: ahh the f**k?
*he’s swinging lux around and trying to get him off of his feet*

Lux: -__- *not letting go*

*thomas grabs lux and tries to yank him off*

Lux: -w-

Thomas: get off of my foot you weirdo
*he tries stomping again*

*he finally lets go.*

*thomas attempts to punt him at a wall*

Lux: ??

Thomas: just fricking die!
*he stabs lux downward in the face with a sword*

*he just starts coughing green blood.*

Thomas: hahaha! Finally a weakness!
*he stabs him in the same spot*

Lux: -__-

Bloo: why do I hear Megalovania.

*thomas stomps on lux’s eye and grinds his heal*

*Sparky just appears behind Thomas.*

*thomas doesn’t notice and continues stabbing lux*

Lux: X__X

Thomas: muahahahaha

*Sparky just grabs him.*

Thomas: wait wha-

*he just slams him into the ground.*

Thomas: ow- you little bastard!
*spins around and twists sparky’s arm behind husband back*

Sparky: !?

*thomas attempts to pin sparky to the ground with his foot*

Sparky: rr..

*thomas keeps him pinned and laughs maniacally*

*and then he starts electrocuting him.*

*thomas shrieks and falls to the ground, looking dazed*

Sparky: -__-

Turk: damn.

*thomas gets up and takes out a sword, but is staggering awkwardly*

Sparky: bruh.

*thomas weakly tries to swing it at sparky*

*he is unfazed by it.*

*thomas gets his act together and charges straight at sparky, accidentally dropping his sword on the way and swinging literally nothing at sparky*
Thomas: wait wha-

*he just starts laughing.*

*thomas kicks him in the mouth to shut him up*

Sparky: ow..

Thomas: you are a complete idiot
*he goes to do it again*

Sparky: what did everyone do to you in the first place..?

Thomas: you’re gay and you existed. That’s reason enough!
*he uppercuts sparky’s Jaw

Sparky: and?

Thomas: just die like your disgusting freak of a boyfriend
*he kicks sparky again*

Sparky: -__-

Thomas: just fricking die!
*he kicks sparky against a wall*

*he just falls down, struggling to get up,*

*thomas laughs at his misery*

Sparky: ...

*thomas picks up lux’s limp body and throws it off a cliff*

*he gets pierced by a rock.*

Thomas: *screech of agony*
Thomas: who did that?

Reddy: ÒwÓ

*meanwhile Turk was looking down at the cliff only to see that Lux was stabbed by a giant rock.*

*thomas runs over and pushed Turk off the cliff, before collapsing at the edge*

*since Turk has wings he just flies.*

*thomas is laying there, seeming to be breathing fine*

Turk: what the..?

*hes unconcious*

*Turk just drops a bucket of water onto him.*

*thomas wakes up and kicks the bucket back at Turk*
Thomas: you think a single rock will take me down?!

Reddy: no..?

Turk: /- - -\

Sparky: *just laying down on the ground*

Thomas: how do I plan this wisely. 2 opponents down and two left... ah who cares? I don’t do math!
*he jumps up and does a spinning kick to Turk right in the face*

*he just falls to the ground.*

Turk: AGH.

*thomas turns and glares at reddy*

Reddy: shit..

*he just creates many red crystals and moves them towards Thomas.*

*thomas is dodging and kicking them away as he charges at reddy, fist pulled back*

*he just notices the red diamond-shaped crystal on his chest and gets nervous.*

*thomas reaches reddy and punches him right in the gut*

Reddy: *yelling in pain*

*thomas laughs and twirls around in a circle, clearly very proud of himself*

Sparky: *cries in silence*

Thomas: aww is poor baby crying?

Sparky: f-f**k off...

Thomas: wah wah
*be fake rubs away tears from his eyes*

*and there was a giant purple hexagonal being with tentacles.*

Leafy: oh shit.

*somehow Thomas doesn’t notice him because he’s too busy mocking sparky*

Leafy: also bitch stop making fun of the poor thing.

Thomas: you have the right to remain holy shit what is that giant thing?

Thomas: your mom now shut up and let me mock this cry baby

Hex: isn’t this foolish mortal you have been mentally torturing innocent?

Thomas: shut up why do you care?

Hex: *stops talking like some god* h-he’s my friend..

Thomas: I honestly don’t care he was in your damn stomach just an hour ago

Hex: and what kind of excuse is that?

Thomas: a valid one

Hex: homophobe.

Thomas: shut up and let me tease this loser

*he just pulls out a gun and aims it at his own head.*

Leafy: N O .

thomas: hahaha I rule all the lands!

Leafy: Sparky... don’t shoot yourself since that’s a really immature thing to do in a situation like this.

Thomas: shut up. Do it! Do it! Do it!

Leafy: NONONONONONONONO DON’T PULL THAT TRIGGER-

*a gunshot was heard.*

*thomas bursts our laughing*

*Leafy just panics while Turk was covering his mouth.*

Turk: ...

*thomas is laughing like a hyena*

Bloo: goddammit the robot inside this Banana Splits costume is possessed.

Lux (possessing a Fleegle animatronic and holding an axe): shut the f**k up, someone I’m extremely close to was grieving and then killed himself.

Thomas: haha oh bruh you’re a freaking animatronic?
*turns into a train*
Thomas: I’m a damn train motherf**ker

Lux: wait who tf is in the Mobile Suit.

Sparky (possessing a Gundam or something): WHY AM I NOT DEAD.

Thomas: good luck trying to stop a train with that hunk of junk

*there was also a purple T-Rex.*

Lux: no.. NO.. NO!! S-STAY BACK!!

that T-Rex: hey kids! It’s your old pal BARNEY!

Bloo: why do I hear children music.

Thomas: Barney kinda swag not gonna lie

*Nebula appears out of nowhere and does the unthinkable by summoning Shed 17 Thomas.*

Thomas: eyy who’s this handsome devil?

Bloo: great, you had to remind us all of THAT.

Shed 17 Thomas: *scream intensifies*

Thomas: yo shed, let’s beat these idiots to a pulp

Thomas: you ain’t got nothing on our combined power

*Sparky just pulls out a beam saber.*

Thomas: try me bitch

*he just slices Shed 17 Thomas in half.*

Nebula: oh yeah, I forgot that everything I create is useless.

Lux: >:(

Nebula: OH SHIT.

Thomas: no you’re correct. That guy was useless and so is that dumb Dorito thing

*Hex has heard enough shit and vores Thomas and Nebula.*

Nebula: bad dog!

Thomas: ew let me the f**k out you ugly beast
*bugs reappears at the top of some mountain, hovering slightly above the ground*
Bugs: what the actual hell happened while I was sitting around, regretting my life?

*Lux’s dead body was slightly twitching while also having a pissed off face after what Nebula said.*

Bugs: go***mnit did my brother cause this?!
Thomas: let me out you big oaf
Bugs: speaking of him where the hell is he? I need to teach him a lesson

*Hex just spits both of them out at Bugs.*

Ghost Sparky: -__-

Bugs: oh- well seems like he already learned a lesson
Thomas: I’m gonna slice that stupid grin of your ugly face hex!
Bugs: or not...

Hex: you idiot.

Leafy: Dark Matter much?

*bugs slaps thomas*
Bugs: wth did you do this time thomas?

Turk: *pointing to Sparky’s corpse* he harassed someone and caused them to kill themself.

Bugs: you seriously did that Thomas?! What the hell is wrong with you?!
Thomas: he’s gay and ugly

*Sparky’s ghost was flipping him off.*

Bugs: maybe I should’ve let hex digest you...
Thomas: bruh no I’m your brother
Bugs: you make my life torture!!!!

Bugs: why does lux have a hole in his chest and multiple... stab wounds?
Thomas: yeah that might have been me...
*bugs raises his fist, but doesn’t punch him*

*thomas tries to throw an arrow at lux, but bugs catches it*
Bugs: I’m done
*he lifts a gun to his head*

*and then Lux stabs himself with a f**king REQUIEM ARROW and automatically becomes Pure Lux because f**k logic.*

Bloo: is that a motherf**king JOJO REFERENCE mate?

*bugs shoots himself and Thomas goes full overprotective brother mode*
Thomas: it’s all your fault he did that! I will rip you to shreds! All of you!
*he just starts glowing*

*Elder just stares at Bloo with a really unamused face.*

Bloo: oh shit.

*thomas legit becomes the hulk*
Thomas: *beats his chest and glares around at everyone around him*

*Bloo randomly pulls out a giant flashlight that has the bat symbol and Nova swoops in.*

Nova: who has called me in to stop this non-...sense..?

*thomas grabs nova and rips him in half*

Bloo: HOLY SHIT. RUN.

*Bloo grabs Elder and starts running at high speed.*

*thomas throws a car at them*

*Bloo dodges it in time.*