2012-

That year when we all thought it was the End of the World and now we’re using it for a hashtag so some company can bring back some games to the App Store.

Zocket:Hey anime music

Fairytale theme intensifies

Sparky: what the hell..?

Stickdanny:what is this song Sparky?

Bloo: https://youtu.be/aZenmeRytEM

Sparky: wh-

Stickdanny:I’m gonna pretend that happened.

Fireball:the hell is this?

I want to be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause!
(I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside!)
Pokemon!
Gotta catch em' all!
It's you and me,
I know it's my destiny!
Pokemon!
Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend!
Pokemon!
Gotta catch em' all!
(A heart so true,
Our courage will pull us through!)
You teach me and I'll teach you,
Po-ke-mon!
Gotta catch em' all!
Gotta catch em' all!
Every challenge along the way,
With courage I will face!
I will battle every day,
To claim my rightful place!
Come with me, the time is right,
There's no better team!
Arm in arm, we'll win the fight,
It's always been our dream!
Pokemon!
Gotta catch em' all!
It's you and me,
I know it's my destiny!
Pokemon!
Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend!
Pokemon!
Gotta catch em' all!
(A heart so true,
Our courage will pull us through!)
You teach me and I'll teach you,
Po-ke-mon!
Gotta catch em' all!
Gotta catch em' all!
Gotta catch em' all!
Gotta catch em' all!
Gotta catch em' all!
Pokemon!
Gotta catch em' all!
It's you and me,
I know it's my destiny!
Pokemon!
Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend!
Pokemon!
Gotta catch em' all!
(A heart so true,
Our courage will pull us through!)
You teach me and I'll teach you,
Po-ke-mon!
Gotta catch em' all!
Gotta catch em' all!
Po-ke-mon!

Thomas: It’s-beginning-to-hurt- ahahahhahaha
Bugs: *sad noises*

Bloo: bruh.

Thomas: why can’t I stop?! Hahahahahhahaha
*bugs just falls over and curls up into a ball*

Bloo: you did this to yourself Thomas.

Thomas: did what? Hahahahahhahaha sparky’s gonna die hahahahahaha it’s too funny!
*bugs is making quiet, squeaking noises*

Hex: -__- and so is Orange.

Elder: WAIT, ORANGE NO-

Thomas: pfffft they’re so dumb hahahahahaha
*bugs pushes himself as far into the corner as he can*

*Portal gets annoyed and creates a never ending loop for Thomas by pushing him inside a portal.*

Thomas: woahwoahwoahwoah infinite loop hahahahahahahahaha pffffft
Bugs: *unintelligible babbling*

Leafy: I’m serious, it might actually be the f**king reason.

*he slams her into a wall*

Reddy: *yelling in pain*

*thomas laughs and twirls around in a circle, clearly very proud of himself*

Bloo: agh-

*thomas continues advancing on lux, swinging his blade*

*since Turk has wings he just flies.*

*thomas is laying there, seeming to be breathing fine*

Lux: X__X

Thomas: muahahahaha

*Turk tries to wake him up again.*

Bugs: that is one cure for amnesia
*thomas wakes up, rubbing his head*
Thomas: ow
*he sees everyone standing over him and yelps*

*Sparky just pulls out a beam saber.*

Thomas: try me bitch

*he shoots him even more until he throws a small nuke at him.*

*there are blood and guts everywhere*
Bugs; why you little!
*he tackles stickedge and breaks his arm*

*Hex gets annoyed and slaps the shit out of him.*

*thomas roars in his face and swings his fist at him*

Sparky: !?

*thomas attempts to pin sparky to the ground with his foot*

*he just snaps his fingers and sentient green fireballs swoop in.*

*thomas swats then away like flies*

Sparky: -__-

Thomas: just fricking die!
*he kicks sparky against a wall*

*Hex just spits both of them out at Bugs.*

Ghost Sparky: -__-

Bugs: oh- well seems like he already learned a lesson
Thomas: I’m gonna slice that stupid grin of your ugly face hex!
Bugs: or not...

Leafy: please, calm down.

*thomas isn’t in his right mind*

Sparky: I think he has amnesia.

Nebula: yes but your real name is actually Dick.

Thomas: what kind of a name is that?
Bugs: no it’s not. Shut up nebula

*Mucky just pops out of nowhere and eats one of the rocks and becomes a boulder.*

Thomas: we need to be a bit... BOULDER!
*throws a boulder that smashes mucky into pieces*

Bugs: why does lux have a hole in his chest and multiple... stab wounds?
Thomas: yeah that might have been me...
*bugs raises his fist, but doesn’t punch him*

*he manages to float back here.*

*thomas is focusing on sparkux*

Leafy: STOP.

*thomas is completely out of control*

StickEdge: YOU SAID THE ONLY WAY TO TURN HIM BACK TO NORMAL IS TO KILL HIM YOU F**KING HYPOCRITE.

Bugs; not like that. He probably Felt a shit ton of pain first that way

*he finally lets go.*

*thomas attempts to punt him at a wall*

*he breaks it in half.*

*thomas beats his chest*
Thomas: hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
*he pulls out a random swords and flings it at sparky*

Bloo: great, you had to remind us all of THAT.

Shed 17 Thomas: *scream intensifies*

Thomas: yo shed, let’s beat these idiots to a pulp

Thomas: you ain’t got nothing on our combined power

*he just slices Shed 17 Thomas in half.*

Nebula: oh yeah, I forgot that everything I create is useless.

Lux: >:(

Nebula: OH SHIT.

Thomas: no you’re correct. That guy was useless and so is that dumb Dorito thing

Bloo: and I see Orange-

Thomas: ew ew ew gross omg get the dog food things away from me
*bugs’ ears perk up at the mention of orange and sparky*

*he teleports out of his hand.*

*thomas chases him*

*Sparkux just hugs him for god knows what.*

Sparkux: stop...

*thomas freezes in place*

Sparky: *unfazed but pretends to be injured*

Lux: JEEZ.

*thomas kicks sparky in the face*
Thomas: ha!

Lux: *derpy yet happy face*

*thomas pulls out a machine gun*
Thomas: eat hot bullets bastard

*Turk just tries to wake him up.*

*thomas starts to wake up*

Turk: HEY!

Leafy: wh-

*thomas screams at the sky*

Sparky: *cries in silence*

Thomas: aww is poor baby crying?

Turk: what the..?

*hes unconcious*

Sparky: what did everyone do to you in the first place..?

Thomas: you’re gay and you existed. That’s reason enough!
*he uppercuts sparky’s Jaw

Nebula: ok ok-

Sparky: so what now-

Bugs: well amnesia can be hard to cure...

Bloo: w-what the hell?

Elder: oh my god.

Bugs: ok how the heck are we supposed to get him back to normal? I mean the literal only way is to kill him and have him respawn but... he’s just so innocents rn

*he just flies towards Sparky and they fuse.*

*thomas roars and lumbers towards them*

*he flies towards him and was about to punch his face.*

*thomas easily parries the blow*

Sparky: bruh.

*thomas weakly tries to swing it at sparky*

Sparky: -__-

Thomas: ew ew ew get it away from me
*bugs turns around*
Bugs: sparky?

Lux: ??

Thomas: just fricking die!
*he stabs lux downward in the face with a sword*

StickEdge: oh.

Bugs: I suspected someone knew a pain free way

Sparky: aww.. *pat pat*

Bloo: wait if Leafy’s the mommy then.. who’s the daddy? OwO

Turk: /ŌŌŌ\ (his mind: dear god.)

Bugs: who knows. He’ll have to say
*thomas walks over to a tree and hugs it*
Thomas: I love you daddy
Bugs: mystery solved

Hex: *stops talking like some god* h-he’s my friend..

Thomas: I honestly don’t care he was in your damn stomach just an hour ago

*thomas tries to throw an arrow at lux, but bugs catches it*
Bugs: I’m done
*he lifts a gun to his head*

*he grows wings and flies.*

*thomas tries to grab him out of the air*

Sparky: I guess..

*thomas throws a rock at him*
Thomas: go to hell!
*bugs runs away crying*

Leafy: m-maybe YOU are the reason your brother did that!

*thomas just roars and starts punching the ground*

*Turk was holding a giant ball made out of water.*

Turk: snap out of it already!

*thomas punches Turk*

StickEdge: I should’ve gone with the head fu-

Bugs: the what?!
(Wanna see a comic I Made for you?)

Well here’s the comic anyway. Pls reply so I know you’ve seen it. I drew all but the first panel

Sparky: f-f**k off...

Thomas: wah wah
*be fake rubs away tears from his eyes*

Sparky: ello.?

Thomas: m-m-monsters! Ahhhhhh
*he starts running a round wildly*
Bugs: yeah that strategy isn’t perfect...

*Turk just drops a bucket of water onto him.*

*thomas wakes up and kicks the bucket back at Turk*
Thomas: you think a single rock will take me down?!

*he just slams him into the ground.*

Thomas: ow- you little bastard!
*spins around and twists sparky’s arm behind husband back*

Bloo: goddammit the robot inside this Banana Splits costume is possessed.

Lux (possessing a Fleegle animatronic and holding an axe): shut the f**k up, someone I’m extremely close to was grieving and then killed himself.

Thomas: haha oh bruh you’re a freaking animatronic?
*turns into a train*
Thomas: I’m a damn train motherf**ker

Lux: Ō__Ō”

*thomas pulls the sword back and charges forward with it at lux*

*and then the Hulkbuster appears out of nowhere.*

Lightning: *dubstep intensifies*

Bloo: wait wh-

Elder: a yellow square guy is controlling that thing?

*thomas growls and tries to punch it*

*he grabs it.*

Sparky: wtf are you in? A cult?

Thomas: I am in an anti- ugly ice cube cult
*takes out a paid of nun-chucks and starts swinging them around*
Thomas: *strange noises* ow!
*he hits himself on the head and falls straight on his back, a bump forming on his head*
Thomas: iiiiiiiiiiiiyaiiyaiyya

*he just dodges it.*

*Thomas roars angrily*

Turk: /000\ well that was easy-

*thomas looks around at everyone, seeming slightly confused*
Thomas: who are you?

Hex: you idiot.

Leafy: Dark Matter much?

*bugs slaps thomas*
Bugs: wth did you do this time thomas?

*and then he grows larger because idk.*

*thomas is still pursuing sparkux*

Leafy: NONONONONONONONO DON’T PULL THAT TRIGGER-

*a gunshot was heard.*

*thomas bursts our laughing*

*and then he just turns into tiny sentient rocks.*

Sparky: wtf-

Thomas: hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!

*thomas is chanting and holding a stick*
Thomas; ahsfekepcwao ohsha!
*he just throws the stick at sparky*

Sparky: -__-

Turk: damn.

*thomas gets up and takes out a sword, but is staggering awkwardly*

Lux: where the hell are your manners kid?

Thomas: where the f**k are your manners? Doing “it” in front of an 11 and 13 y/o. And being gay in general deserves punishment

*he just starts coughing green blood.*

Thomas: hahaha! Finally a weakness!
*he stabs him in the same spot*

*Hex was silently staring at them.*

*thomas roars at hex*

*he is unfazed by it.*

*thomas gets his act together and charges straight at sparky, accidentally dropping his sword on the way and swinging literally nothing at sparky*
Thomas: wait wha-

*and then they all hug because idk Steven Universe Future much.*

*thomas is looking around confused*

*Reddy just pours a bucket of water onto Thomas.*

Reddy: I hope this works.

Thomas: ack it’s mean old mr samston. Keep him away from me mommy

Hex: and what kind of excuse is that?

Thomas: a valid one

*and then Lux stabs himself with a f**king REQUIEM ARROW and automatically becomes Pure Lux because f**k logic.*

Bloo: is that a motherf**king JOJO REFERENCE mate?

*bugs shoots himself and Thomas goes full overprotective brother mode*
Thomas: it’s all your fault he did that! I will rip you to shreds! All of you!
*he just starts glowing*

Sparky: 0__0

Thomas: mommy there are monsters in my closet!
Bugs: he now thinks he’s a 4 year old

Leafy: he probably couldn’t take any of your shit any longer!

*thomas grabs leafy and roars in her face*

Reddy: wait-

*he floats to Thomas.*

Reddy: what do you think of gay people?

Thomas: are gay people a race? Like black and white?

Sparky: yeah..?

Bugs: you’re back?!
Thomas: ew ew ew ew get it away

*he just throws the giant ball of water onto him as a result.*

*it enrages Thomas farther*

*he literally does that.*

Thomas: tf is wrong with you bith!
*he kicks lux in the face, pinning him to the ground and repetitively stomping on his face*

Sparky: and?

Thomas: just die like your disgusting freak of a boyfriend
*he kicks sparky again*

*there was also a purple T-Rex.*

Lux: no.. NO.. NO!! S-STAY BACK!!

that T-Rex: hey kids! It’s your old pal BARNEY!

Bloo: why do I hear children music.

Thomas: Barney kinda swag not gonna lie

Sparky: STFU.

Thomas: ew ugly awful monster!!!!
*keeps throwing pebbles*

*and there was a giant purple hexagonal being with tentacles.*

Leafy: oh shit.

*somehow Thomas doesn’t notice him because he’s too busy mocking sparky*

Turk: *pointing to Sparky’s corpse* he harassed someone and caused them to kill themself.

Bugs: you seriously did that Thomas?! What the hell is wrong with you?!
Thomas: he’s gay and ugly

Bloo: okay th-

Tree: I love you too son.

Bloo: WHAT THE F**K!?

Elder: NO SWEARING BECAUSE HE PROBABLY BECAME INNOCENT.

*the voice was actually Hex and he was laughing so hard.*

*thomas looks at hex*
Thomas: mom, why does uncle Ralph always mock daddy?

Lux: -__-

Bloo: why do I hear Megalovania.

*thomas stomps on lux’s eye and grinds his heal*

*Sparky just appears behind Thomas.*

*thomas doesn’t notice and continues stabbing lux*

Sparkux: you don’t know us?

Thomas: to be honest. I don’t really know myself

Sparky: ...

*thomas picks up lux’s limp body and throws it off a cliff*

Reddy: no..?

Turk: /- - -\

Sparky: *just laying down on the ground*