I don't have a crush on him or anything but THIS PICTURE IS SOO CUTE

*happy noises in filipino*

Filipino ka din?

Yes but I only speak a little

Also, here

Bubble: okay, Hear me out... What if... Mineta was sexually harassed when he was a child, and was forced to keep it a secret?

Burst(Bubble's male counterpart):*puts down phone, looking interested*go on....

Bubble: hmm, got it! He's struggling to forget the trauma of being abused, but the thought went to his brain,that's why he's perverted!

Burst: damn, that's deep, dude...

Jemy-chan: WAIT REALLY?!
Hanako-chan: Hm... it's not impossible
Jemy-chan: It could be

And besides, Horikoshi likes backstories, so he probably gave Mineta his own shady backstory.

(Cool can u make a meme if u come up with one?)

Mineta: *looks down and covers his mouth*

Lana: Mineta?

Jemy-chan: Mineta? Are you okay?

Jemy-chan: Oh! Mineta I forgot to give you something. *looks in bag*
Jemy-chan: Here! *gives a birthday cupcake in a box*

Mineta: I- *immediately puts hands over mouth*

Lana: Mineta?

Mineta: I-I think I'm gonna be sick... *throws up on the carpet, his forehead heats up*

Lana: *puts hand on his forehead* ow! Mineta, you have a fever, go to your dorm, I'll make you some tea *teleports to cafeteria using her wand*

Hanako-chan: Oh, you're sick.
Jemy-chan: *gets a paper bag* Here, if you need to puke. Hana-chan, get some of your herbs. It might help him
Hanako-chan: Ok *runs to her dorm*
Jemy-chan: Or maybe we need to take you to recovery girl's clinic, she might have some stuff for fever. But first we need to take you to your dorm. So sad that you're sick on your birthday.

Mineta: mm...

Lana: *texts Jemy* FYI, Recovery girl retired, her grandaughter Iyasu took over

Jemy-chan: Oh shoot...
Hanako-chan: Ok, I've got some garlic, a bit of basil, I'll go cook some soup for him.
Jemy-chan: That would be great.

Lana: *brings tea to Mineta's room*
Mineta: *lying face first in his pillow* ugh...this sucks... *barfs in his trash can*
Izuku: Uh, Jemy-Chan? Something wrong?

(Dammit gotta go to sleep see u tomorrow at 3:00pm !)

Jemy-chan: Mineta's sick. Really sick
Hanako-chan: Here's some soup, Mineta.

But it's 11 am

It's 10:00 pm here in texas