001-the black hole blade

Hey look, a F A N

Basically if you turn the fan on, you get dragged towards the blades and you go right through the fan cover

OH SHIT! *revs up shot gun* get that thing away from me.

so yeah it’s a fan that kills you if you use it

Stickdanny:Hmm, Weenie Burger would like that blade if he tries to lift that skirt of a female OC of yours.

Weenie Burger:DONT GIVE FROZETTA IDEAS!

F A N

don’t switch it on
but try to get frigid to do that

She can be dumb but she ain’t that dumh

Maybe BN then

He’s much smarter then frigid

I thought he was dumb-
So who’s dumb enough to flick it

Maybe Thomas? If there was a girl nearby that asked him to

Get him over here so i can do so

Hey thomas!
Thomas: what do you want?
*turns his head so he sees you*
Thomas: oh
*he strolls over acting all cool*
Thomas: hey sugar. Wanna go on a date?
Me: *smh*

Sure, just turn on that fan over there.

*kicks him with my other one*
What a fool

Thomas: anything for you girl
*turns it on*
Thomas: oh shi- you’re going down with me!
*he grabs your foot*

So i just hit one million points

Nice! I still don’t even have a white crown

*kicks him with my other one*
What a fool

Thomas: ahhhh
*he dies*
Hes an idiot

So does thomas have a crush on me?

He just likes all girls and doesn’t have any girlfriend. Multiple times bugs has caught him crying silently about it, but he denies it

Does bugs have a crush on anyone?

Also Thomas is often times prey to vorists simply because he’s a complete jerk most of the time

Yes

But sometimes he gets spared cause I don’t know. He can be nice sometimes tho just rarely

*Bloo just feeds Hex a bone (note: he swallows it whole), only for Orange to jump into his mouth.*

Hex: F**K.

Orange: weeeeeeee-

*he lands onto Sparky, who was lying down.*

What an idiot

Bugs: what was that supposed to accomplish?
Thomas: *falls over and can’t stop laughing*

You deserved it, thomas!

Thomas: you deserve to rot in hell
Woah that’s taking it too far now

*Sends thomas to absolute zero*
BITCH

Bugs: wait is he dead now? Absolute zero should kill a person in instants

at least be glad i didn’t send you to absolute zero.

Thomas: why the hell does everyone do this shit to me?!
Gee Thomas. I have no idea

Don’t be a jackass then, thomas. that’s why nobody likes you.

Thomas: shut the hell up at least I have bugs
Bugs: we’re family... it’s different...

Lux: what the hell-

*Lux tries to out his hand inside Hex’s mouth but he closes it shut.*

Hex: I don’t trust you.

Bugs: there’s no way you’d be able to reach him anyway...
Thomas: *laughing so hard he starts crying*

Sparky: I guess you’re right about that..

Thomas: and inside of someone’s f**king stomach? What the hell is wrong with you. Go run away and never come back

Turk: /- - - “\ he’ll probably take a long time to come out...

Bugs: *sad sighing*
Thomas: hahahahaha *hes absolutely cracking up*

*he just walks off and goes inside Hex.*

Bugs: sparky wai- oh
Thomas: pffft

Bugs doesn’t even like you

Thomas: yes he does
Bugs: I support you, and am there when you make stupid choices just... you can be a little rude sometimes

Don’t worry, he’ll respawn once geo stops destroying the recovery centers

Bugs: don’t you control geo?

Yes he is dead now

Bugs: dangit why’d you have to kill him?

A little is a bit of an understatement

Thomas: shut up you stupid ice thing

Bloo: he’s probably trying to kill himself because sometimes Hex’s stomach is actually a black hole.

Elder: then why can’t you save him!? We could’ve been on the news like “a cat just saved some f**king demon” and then we get a whole bunch of cash!

Bloo: I’ve been in that purple communist’s stomach before and I am keeping my promise of never going there again.

Bugs: don’t listen to my brother! You can be a bit... unconventional at times but that doesn’t mean you should isolate or kill your self

Bloo: you don’t even know how far he just went into there-

*Bloo puts his head inside Hex’s mouth.*

Bloo: hELLOOO? DO YOU HEAR WHAT HE’S SAYING? HELLOOOO BLACK SHEEP.

Albin: the fact that you said “Black Sheep” kinda made it racist.

Bugs: *shifts uncomfortably*

Thomas: you are perverted af you stupid ice cube. Stay tf away from children. Heck stay the f**k away from society

*Blocks the punch*
So go on and FREEZE!
*encases him in a block of ice*

Thomas: what the hell was that for?

Sparky: I’m gay so-

Thomas: I know so get the hell away from me. Bugs said he saw you and that ugly Dorito both without any clothes. Apparently making out and he’s f**king 13 so get your ugly ass away from me and my family
Bugs: that’s not what I meant...

Does he even realize i am trans despite him being a transphobe

Doubtful. He’s extremely homophobic, but isn’t that smart. He’s the strength whereas bugs is the brains

Bloo: bruh.

Thomas: she’s one of those stupid-ass lbtgf people or whatever

You mad?

*he punches you in the face*
Thomas: I’m done with you shitheads!

Bloo: oh idk.

*meanwhile-*

Orange: durr what happened to you??

Sparky: ...

Orange: you okay or anything?

Sparky: n-no...

Bugs: my life is meaningless... mostly because of you!
*he points at Thomas then runs away hiding tears*
Thomas: what did I do?

Problem, dickhead trainboy?

*he slaps you in the face*
Thomas: you lying, conniving snake!
I doubt you know half of what those words mean
Thomas: shut up!

Go tell him that lol

Hey thomas
*explains*
*he storms over to you and starts yelling in your face*
Thomas: ew you’re one of those creeps?! You deceived me! I thought you were a good person!!!’

How would he react if i say i am trans

He’s probably scream at you and say you deceived him or something

Elder: I know.

Not at the moment, but if anything he’ll get a gf before Thomas.